First off (because I know if I don't do this I'm going to have four people try and slit my throat): This is not a bash to transgender roleplayers... think of it as more of a public service announcement. I'll try to be nice and keep in mind, I'm not bashing transgender roleplayers.

Truth be told? About 40% of the "females" in the furry community are dudes... 80% of the ones who freely yiff on a dime are dudes. This doesn't bug me. Granted I'm heterosexual and so is my character, but I learned a long time ago to stop asking questions (because I'll never find a real macro'd chick into excessive semen) and just accept the person on the other terminal is a dude. It isn't a bad thing, its just an effing role play. I do however understand some concerns from fellow heterosexual males. So let me educate everyone on what I understand (this of course coming from a third party person, and not a dude who pretends to be a chick [Shut up Arty, just because I had that pic commissioned of my dude as a chick!]).


Alright, first off. Let's start with the most fundamental of education. Transgender 90% of the time is a guy pretending to be a girl, the other 10 is a girl pretending to be a guy (veeeery rare, but I've seen it). Now then, why do they do it?

-They truly wish they were a girl: I'm not gonna hit anyone on the head with a rock for this. If you wish you were of the different gender, you do. Not much I can say there seeing as I wish I had an identical twin sister (yeah, I'm that in love with myself).

-Because yiffing is awesome: I'm not sure how much I agree with this one, but alright. This is a coin toss, I'd say 50% of the people who do it for this reason are straight gay, 25% bi, and 25% straight... but in a weird way. The straight guys doing it are probably doing it for community service. Something along the lines of "Oh dude! There's no hit chicks to yiff! I better take one for the team man! *grows a vagina and boobs*"

-Alternatives: Actually, on yiffy.tk almost every guy I know with multiple characters has at least one female. Generally its just an experiment.

-The reason I forgot: Yeah, I probably forgot your reason... shut up.

Identifying the gender of the person your yiffing: This is the section for completely heterosexual guys who want to avoid yiffing dudes pretending to be chicks as often as possible. Some of you transgenderers might be offended by this (because you're a sensitive little bitch), so you might want to skip down until you see the line starting with "continue reading here... you sensitive little bitch".

Catchphrases: Its really depressing, but the BEST way to tell is by what the person your yiffing says. Common catchphrases include, "hun" "dude" "awesome" "sexy". Like I said, its a bit depressing that the biggest red flag I get is if the person calls me hun in the first three things they say to me. I swear there's some transgender cult out there that's decided to make that a pet name for strangers.

Fetishes: This is another really easy and common one. Now I won't lie to you, the biggest den of transgender characters is the rabbit hole. Luckily, you can also check up on fetishes reaaaaaally easily here. The fetishes that will throw up the fastest red flags go as follows: "Excessive semen" "Anal sex" "Anal training" "Giving oral sex" "Being rimmed" "Macro cocks" "Macro breasts". It sounds a bit degrading to homosexuals, I know. But it also comes with more than a grain of truth. Not to be insulting, but unless they are superbly girly you'll also notice that "pregnancy" or "risk of pregnancy" is a "NO". Remember, the weirder the fetishes (outside scat, vore, etc...) the more likely its a dude.

Submission: Now don't ask me why, but for some reason a lot of transgenderers are submissive. Not much more to say here without being insulting, so I'll stop.

Yiff friendly: Not saying there aren't women with a huge sex drive, but guys pretending to be girls always tend to be more... yiff ready (unless of course they don't yiff as female... which is rare).

USER MOTHER FUCKING NAME: Watch this. This should be your first impression above all else. Names that ring "Man pretending to be girl" are easy to spot and will generally save you from doing something you don't want to. Sometimes it really blatant (one dude had the user name of JoshuaEdwin[at]yahoo.com or something), more times you have to read between the lines. User names with "shadow" "xX(name)Xx" "sexy(name)" "(name)girl". Its also easy to spot the flamboyant ones. Example of flamboyant names: "InnocentKittenchan" "Seducingvampiress" "Hornylovergirl" etc...

Continue reading here... you sensitive little bitch: Remember, this isn't a bash. Its an educational journal for you guys who don't want to yiff dudes pretending to be chicks. My philosphy concerning transgender characters? Unless I know for sure you're a dude (I see a pic of you, or you let me know you're a guy) I won't ask questions. Remember, the furry subculture already takes a heavy enough beating from the outside world who hates us for who we are (simple ignorance... something some of you might believe I just promoted).



*Runs from the transgenders who are insulted by something I tried to sugar coat as much as possible*