This meek mustlid, merry miscreant of mammilian modification, means no more than to manufacture a multimedia medly of metamorphic miscellany.

My mission; to manifest the moxie to meliorate moribund mediocraty, to mesmerize the many mildly immoral mavericks of magnificent mutation.

But, I must moderate my maladroit and manifestly magniloquent mutterings and move to the meat of my metre.

Hello!

And if modesty might mete, you may name this melange of manical metamorphosis by the marvelously mental mokier of Metamorphanimania.

Your humble servant. in honorificabilitudinitatication,

Deezlberries.