Ratchet: (Was doing pushups.) Why does it seem like I’m forgetting something? It’s not laundry day, or go meet up with Sasha for a smoothie day…
(Where Jak was. He was lifting weights.)

Jak: Hey, Dax, have you ever had this feeling that you’re forgetting something important?

Ratchet: I mean I can see if something big was happening today- (Noticed the date on the calendar and realized what day it is.)

Both Ratchet and Jak: It’s Sly’s birthday!

Ratchet: I thought his birthday was going to be until Thursday.

Clank: Didn’t Carmelita tell you? His birthday is today, Ratchet.

Ratchet: And you’re telling me this now because?

Clank: Because you remembered something for once?

Ratchet: You know, Clank sometimes I get the feeling where you like to mock me on times like this.

Clank: I could do the “I’ve told you so” act.

Ratchet: (He went outside and noticed Jak.)

Both Ratchet and Jak: We need to come up with something for Sly’s party.

Jak: We can’t do what we did last year, that’s for sure.

(Flashback.)

Daxter: You are about to witness the most fearsome, fire-breathing dragon. (Pulled up the current.) It’s the dragon! Dragon! Dragon!

Spyro: Hey, guys.

Daxter: Spryo, I’ve told you to act more like a fearsome dragon.

Spyro: Oh, right. (Used flame breath, however, he accidently got some of Daxter’s tail.)

Daxter: Ah! Hot, hot, hot! (Dived in a swimming pool and got everyone wet.) Ah… (Noticed that everyone was looking at him.) What?

(Normal.)

Ratchet: Yeah, that was unconfident. No offence, Spyro.

Spryo: Nobody doesn’t get a dragon these days. (Left.)

Ratchet: What can we do for a raccoon for this birthday? Hmm… I’ve got it! Jak, I know what we’re gonna do today. We’re going to throw Sly’s party at the robot factory where Clank was first built.

Jak: Sounds good enough to me. But, aren’t we forgetting something?

Ratchet: What?

Jak: To plan the party!

Ratchet: Oh, right that. Don’t worry, Jak I know exactly what to do.

(At Planet Quartu.)

Talwyn: Sure thing, Ratchet. We can help decorate for the party. It’ll be easy.

Keira: (Was carrying stuff and accidently bumped into Carmelita.) Woops, sorry. Whoa! (She tripped and fell. A bucket fell on Carmelita’s head.)

Talwyn: Sigh… After I help Keira and Carmelita get out of that mess of theirs.

Ratchet: Okay, cool thanks. And good luck.

Carmelita: Get it off!

Keira: I’m trying! But it’s stuck!

Talwyn: I’ll see you later, Ratchet. (Headed towards the other girls.)

Ratchet: Since that’s taken care of what should we do next? (Ratchet and Jak were looking at each other.) Gift card?

Jak: Too obvious. And we’ve gotten him that two years in a row, remember?

Ratchet: Okay, let’s do this; I’ll go to one side of town and look around while you do the same.

Jak: What about Sly?

Ratchet: Daxter is keeping him busy.

(Where Daxter was.)

Sly: So, you want me go with you to the café today?

Daxter: Yeah, are you in?

Sly: Actually-

Daxter: Of course you can. When do you want to go? Now can be good. Let’s go!

(Back on Planet Quartu, Ratchet was downtown looking around.)

Ratchet: Will a hat be good since Sly wears hats? Hey, where’s Clank?

Clank: (Clank was near a trashcan and went in it. He then jumped on his ship.)

Robot Assistance: Good evening, Agent Clank. This just in that Klunk has escaped from jail and now is up to his old tricks again. Go and find out what he’s up too.

Clank: I’m right on it. (Hangs up and headed towards Klunk’s base.)

Klunk: Ah, if it isn’t Agent Clank. So kind of you to visit and watch your own demise. (Pressed button and a cage fell on top of Clank.) How do you like my new automated cage napper? Stunning isn’t it?

Clank: I should have known that you were bound to pull mischief again. What are you planning this time, Klunk?

Klunk: Simple really. Behold! My newest invention; the vapatortron 9,000! Press this button and it will make anything disappear. And I know just who to test it on. (Pressed button and it didn’t work.) Low battery? Hold on for a minute. It should take a second to charge.

(Where Ratchet was.)

Ratchet: Oh, well. I guess he’s helping the others with the party. Anyway, I need to keep looking around.

(Where Jak was.)

Jak: Where to look…?

Sales Man: Hey you! Over here!

Jak: (Noticed the sales man.)

Sales Man: Over here. I might have something that you’re interested in.

Jak: What do I have to lose? (Went over to the sales man.)

Sales Man: Ah, yes a paying customer! What can I do for you today? Instead of talking why not I show ya what I’ve got here at Shack Stack? Of course you would like to see what I’ve got. We’ve got a holo film of Secret Agent Clank. Or if you want something that’s video game related we’ve got Mega Man 2 alongside with 5 and it’s black label! (While he was talking, Jak was trying to say something but couldn’t and he was getting annoyed.)

(At the café.)

Daxter: Lalalalalala! Dududududu!

Sly: What are you doing?

Daxter: Warming up my vocals.

Sly: For…?

Daxter: Oh, you know for my uh… singing class!

Sly: You sing? How come you’ve never told anybody?

Daxter: Because I wanted to make it a surprise for everyone yeah! Here, I’ll show you how much of a good singer I am. (Coughs and started to sing.) And I won’t give in, and I won’t compromise, ‘cuz I only have a steadfast heard of gold… (Some windows broke from Daxters high note and everyone around him were covering their ears.)

Sly: Daxter, are you sure you know how to sing-

Daxter: I don’t know why, I can’t leave though it might be tough. But I ain’t out of control, just livin’ by my world.

Sly: Daxter…

Daxter: (While singing, Sly was trying to talk to him.) Don’t ask me why, I don’t need a reason. I got my way. My own way!!!

Sly: Daxter!

Daxter: Yes? (Noticed a guy. He was mad at Daxter for disturbing the public.) Oh, so that’s what you were trying to tell me about. Run! (They ran way.)

(Back where Ratchet was.)

Ratchet: Fireworks? Nah. (Phone ringed and he answered It.) Hello?

Talwyn: Hey, Ratchet just a reminder that we’re decorating for the party. Who would have thought having a birthday party at an old robot factory would be noticeable? How’s it coming with the gift?

Ratchet: So far no luck, Tal.

Carmelita: (In the back-round.) Just do what I do and get him a gift card.

Keira: I can use some help here…

Ratchet: Is Murry still getting that cake?

Talwyn: He’s at the bakery now.

(At the bakery.)

Announcer: Number 32.

Murry: (Looked at his ticket and the number was 29. He was still waiting.)

Ratchet: And Bentley?

Bentley: I’m helping Talwyn and the others with the lights.

Keira: Someone help please…

Talwyn: That’s my cue. (Hangs up.)

Ratchet: (Hangs up and notices a showcase of watches.) Did Sly ever mention about needing a watch?

(At Klunk’s base.)

Klunk: Stupid battery. You just can’t go cheap these days. Anyway, prepare to be emulated, Agent Clank. (Laughs and presses the button. He accidently aimed at the cage and left Clank free.) Stupid piece of junk! Can’t you do anything right! (Kicked the machine and it almost aimed at Clank and missed. Both Clank and Klunk were looking at the view to see where the blast went.) It missed? I wonder where it went off to.

(Back where Jak was.)

Sales Man: And this is the newest holo card: Caption Qwark edition. This is a must have especially if you’re a galactic ranger. (The blast aimed at the card and it vanished. Minute of silence.) Did I show you the decryptor?

(Where Sly and Daxter were.)

Sly: Are you sure this is a good idea, Daxter?

Daxter: You’re sounding like Clank right now. This is the extreme!

Sly: Yeah, but I don’t like being around water and… (Daxter took off the support for the boat and they took off.)

Daxter: Wahoo! How are you doing over there, Sly?

Sly: (Was feeling uneasy while trying to water ski and he was dodging stuff that was getting in the way.) I think you’re going too fast.

Daxter: What?

Sly: I’ve said I think you’re going too fast!

Daxter: You want me to go faster? Okay! (Made the boast go faster.)

Sly: (Was dodging the stuff that was heading directly towards him. He noticed a Scotty Sea light and accidently bumped into it. He fell and laded roughly on the boat.)

Daxter: Was that fast enough?

Sly: (Was looking at Daxter.)

(Back where Ratchet was.)

Ratchet: I still don’t know what to get Sly. We can ask Bentley to make adjustments to his cane. That was already done in Sly 2 no.

Skid: Hey, Ratchet. What’s sup?

Ratchet: Skid? What are you doing here?

Skid: I was in town and happen to noticed you. I see you’re trying to get something for Sly.

Ratchet: How did you know?

Skid: Talwyn told me. Maybe I can help.

Ratchet: Gee, that’s nice of you, Skid but-

Skid: I’m in! Sweet! I know just what to get Sly. (Left and Ratchet followed him.)

Ratchet: A soda stand?

Skid: One of the best soda stands in town.

Ratchet: Sly can’t handle a lot of sugar, Skid.

Skid: How can one soda make somebody hyper? Once you take a sip of this soda you would want to come back here more often. (To the employee.) One soda with extra cream please.

Employee: That’d be $5.00.

Skid: (Handed him the money and the employee handed him the soda.) Trust me; Sly is going to like it. (Took a sip of the soda.) Hmm. (Took another sip while they were walking.)

(Back at Klunk’s base.)

Klunk: Even though it didn’t get you as expected, oh, well. I’m sure it made someone else’s life miserable. As that saying goes “twice is the lucky charm.” (He aimed at Clank and missed again.) Hold still!

Clank: (Punched Klunk and he dropped the remote. They both went after it and got a hold of it at the same time. They were fighting over the remote.)

Klunk: Let go, you Defect! (The machine was aiming everywhere.)

(Back where Jak was.)

Sales Man: You’re going to like this one…

Jak: I’m just looking for a present for a friend, it happens to be his birthday today. That’s all I’m here for.

Sales Man: Oh, why didn’t you say so? The groovitron can make a party groovy. (Activated the groovitron and everyone started to dance. The blast aimed at the groovitron and vanished.) I’m putting that one on your tab.

(Where Ratchet was.)

Ratchet: We’ve looked all over town and so far we found nothing.

Skid: (Was drinking at the soda.) You still have the soda. Uh… Can I borrow $5.00?

Ratchet: (His phone beep and he checked it.) It’s almost time for the party. We need to move.

Skid: I’m right with you, Ratchet. Hey, wait up!

(Where Jak was.)

(While the Sales Man was talking Jak realized what time it was.)

Jak: Crap, I’m running late. (Left.)

Sales Man: Don’t you want to see the new Ratchet and Clank game for the PS4? I can sign you up for pre-order!

(At Klunk’s base.)

Klunk: Now look what you have done. Thanks to you the machine is now overloading. Quick, stop it before it gets out of hand! (While trying to stop the machine.)

(At the robot factory.)

Ratchet: (Showed up along with Skid.) Is everyone ready?

Jak: Am I late?

Ratchet: I’m guessing you had no luck finding a present.

Jak: You wouldn’t believe what I went through just to find something for Sly.

Ratchet: I- I don’t wanna know. Where’s Murry?

Murry: I’m here! Sorry it took me so long; I was in a tramp.

Ratchet: Daxter should be here right about now. I hope he remembers the plan.

(Outside the robot factory.)

Daxter: I’ve got one more treat for you, Sly.

Sly: It’s not another water skiing trip is it?

Daxter: Oh, you’ll like this one, Sly. Ten… Nine… Eight... Seven… Six…

(At Klunks base.)

Clank: (Was trying to pull the cords from inside the robot while it was aiming everywhere.)

(Back at the robot factory.)

Ratchet: Everyone get ready.

(At Klunks base.)

Klunk: This machine is out of control!

Clank: (Destroyed the machine after the last shot was released. The machine was destroyed and Clank took off.)

Klunk: Cruse you, Agent Clank!

(Back at the robot factory.)

Talwyn: Daxter is really pulling this one off.

Ratchet: Yeah, I thought he would have messed this one up like he did this year. I mean what could possibly go wrong? (Everything that was for the party disappeared.)

Daxter: Five… Four… Three… Two… One. (Opened the door.) Surprise! Hey, where’d the party go?

Ratchet: It just vanished.

Jak: We did not see this one coming.

Murry: At least we still got the cake. (The cake vanished as well.)

Ratchet: Oh… Oh… this did not go exactly as planned… All that’s left is this cup Skid got from the soda stand.

Skid: Hey, I just remembered something; I’ve found this violin bow while I was buying this soda.

Sly: Is that a violin bow? I’ve needed one of these since Murry accidently ate mine. Thanks guys.

Murry: And let’s just say I’ve found out the hard way when I’ve discovered that I ate a violin bow.

Ratchet: Uh, you’re welcome, Sly. And happy birthday.

Jak: Happy birthday, Cooper.

Murry: Guys, have you ever wondered where the stuff went for the party?

Ratchet: That’s a question that’d never be answered, Murry. (To Clank.) Hey, Clank. You almost missed out on Sly’s party. Where were you all day?

Skid: Want another soda, Sly?

Sly: I never had a soda.

Skid: Tell that to the empty cup.

Ratchet: You know Murry did have a point; whatever did happened to the stuff that was for the party?

(At Klunk’s base.)

Klunk: Agent Clank. Always spoiling my plans. Luckily that I was one step ahead. (Pressed the reverse switch and the stuff that was for the party appeared and landed on Klunk.) Cruse you, Agent Clank!

(The end.)