Stolen from  chibijenhen, as usual.

1.Are you single or taken?
Single, and built to stay that way, it seems.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
neither

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Having neither a gun nor a wakizashi... no.

4.Do you like anyone?
Yes.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
My last date was in 1992, I think.

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
A picnic on a lawn, preferably overlooking the sea.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If so, she's been a bit *too* secret.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I have. It didn't work.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
No.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
I don't think anyone would want one from me.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
:shrug:

14. Question 14 is MISSING
Doesn't really matter to me.

15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Yes.

16. How do you feel about PDA?
Whatever.

17. How is your love life?
One-sided, generally.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Getting dumped would imply having been taken at some point.

19. How many roses would you want?
I'll probably get lilies and push up daisies before I ever get any roses.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
I don't think so. I might be dead by then. That might be an improvement.