The weather isn't real, winter is just punishment for all our bad deeds during summer. Pain is merely a physical response to your spiritual decay. Having a pet is important, you are each other's emergency rations, understanding this is the key to being content in life. Spiders are the messengers for the ghostly entities that watch over you. The proper family dynamic resembles the Stanford prison experiment. Cleaning is important, household pests are reincarnations of bad people who died in unlawful eminent domain attempts. Cringe is an important instinct, your past lives are warning you not to repeat witnessed mistakes. Schizophrenia induces other worldly wisdom the human body isn't designed to hold with a fifty percent accuracy rate, we understood these people were wizards before the DSM-5 told us otherwise Your hairline retreats from your brow because it's sick of your voice, practice accents daily to reduce this. Cats can read your mind, they just don't care about your sinful thoughts unless they are the topic. Getting sick is a myth, your condition is merely a manifestation of someone thinking bad thoughts about you, counter with deluding yourself into being happy. Birds don't naturally go south for the winter, they only started doing this in the nineties after governments banned putting lead in gasoline. Supermarkets intentionally don't order enough stock to meet demand so that they can harvest the negative emotions from customers, this is an important step in petrodollar warfare. The playdough industry is a front for vaccinations, as it was fount that was easier to make children eat a non-edible chemical than it is to jab them with it. Dogs can smell your fear, it's like catnip to them, when they bully you with noises it's intentional and it's your fault for enabling them.