Hey... hey lookit that it's a cute little Soul Eater reference in the journal title....~

*EHEM!* Hold ont'ya butts, folks. I like writing long journals and overusing parentheticals so HEEEERE we go...!

Hello everyone. ^u^ I figured after sorta lurking and fav'ing without really contributing to the community much I thought maybe its time to get involved.

The deal-e-o is I am thinking of starting a commission list for writing. I am going to be graduating with a BA this semester, and after that I have a self-set goal/dream of getting to Seattle by Fall. The likelihood of this is second to none, given my monthly net income is probably less than 20 dollars and the library I'm working at will be a long time getting to giving me more hours. It's high time I actually employed my writing as a career like I've wanted to since I said "Mama, I want to go to college to be a writer."

There is however a problem with that idea. The first big problem is (and it's embarrassing mind you) Paypal decided to really hunker down on their security about 2 days before I really wanted to start taking commissions a year or so back. As a result, I have not been able to secure a functioning account with them because for some odd reason they don't think my Social Security Card is legit.

Whether they have a stick up their butt or I'm actually not a U.S. citizen we may never find out, but TL;DR Paypal hates me.

The next big problem as you might be able to tell is I have NO WRITING posted on this blank little page of mine. Note how, as I gesture even now, tumbleweeds are but the only life that graces it's mauve surface. I could direct you to some earlier works of fiction I have written (deviantArt ==> UN Angellus-Socios ==> Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Five Phases) or direct you to people who could vouch for my ability (the-being, Kyrio, buddythebunny). But honestly those are really hassles. I need some present literature to post up here to just show off to you guys and hopefully make you guys like it enough to shove out some dough! I have a lot of time on my hands that I can put to use, so let me put it to USE! (Recently it's been grinding in Destiny mooching off my friends copy till I can afford my own...amIright? amIright? aaaah? You know who you are, join me in the sweet sorrow of this game...)

Here are my terms: Right now I am working on two personal projects between work, 2 hours a week of school, and an online class. One is long term and the other will be done in a week. Given that, I'm going to open up.... let's say 3 slots for requests. Note I like to work on one project at a time, and it's first come first serve.

What exactly can you request, you might ask...? Well here we go... lemme list it for ya!

Fiction:
God I love it. Screw reality, imagination nation is where it's at! I enjoy writing all kinds of fiction, and I really enjoy what some might call 'high fantasy' with really intense lore and verbose styles of writing. For an example, think of Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering. Those examples can also exemplify what I favor in terms of theme. Adventure, mystery, intrigue, danger, romance, and most importantly a heavy lore based setting is awesome. Of course that might seem like a lot to put into a request or a commission.

As such I'd like to keep submissions of this design to a 20 page maximum (12 point dbl spaced Times New Roman for all those people still scarred with a fear of MLA). Characters can be of the human or fuzzy variety. If you have a setting you'd like to discuss, be it original or not, feel free to contact me so we can map out what kind of world you want to immerse your characters and readers in. I like Pokemon, Digimon, Redwall, Magic, DnD, Pathfinder, Halo, Destiny, James Bond, and Con-Air....... ok the last one is a lie. I have a broad spectrum of likes, so throw something at me and we'll see where we go.

PR0NZ:
I'll be honest my favorites are not the most innocent looking. But let's face it; a ton of us are here for that stuff anyway so I'll be upfront with ya about what I like.

I'm gay.... or, perhaps a really gay bi.... it's complicated. I'll save you the trouble on that and just say I LIKE BOYS! *fist pump* Especially the big ones. I like to have a lot of boy to hug and squeeze, so a lot of my desire tends to gravitate to a lot of mass (science joke kinda). I love intimacy, even the real saccharine "widdle cuddly poopsy woopsy nnnyeeessss" kind. Seeing people fall in love is just one of the greatest things.

Of course.... there is just sex. And sex is great.... man sex is great. It's even better when it's not bound by the laws of reality, and we can fantasize all we like. Personally, when I think of furry guys, I think literally of furry guys; raccoons and tanukis are my favorite but i like dogs, bears, ferrets, otters etc. I also have recently really become attracted to scalies too; dragons, lizzies, gators, crocs, and kobolds (dawwrr kobolds, so cute). I like boys on their feet, I like boys on all fours. And as for more yummy things... well, you'll have to speak with my privately.


Keep in mind, I want to post my writings online in an effort to get myself out there, so whatever you want me to write you should be ok with me posting online. You are allowed to involve any characters or anybody so long as the holders or the persons give consent to me personally (i.e. no transitive 'my friend TOTALLY wants to be in this bondage slave orgy story!' :D)

Again, I'd like to try to keep stories like this under 20 pages. Otherwise, let's get down and dirty. >:/3

Poetry:
I like poems; they're essentially rule-less only because there are so many ways to write poetry. Of course, it is also touchy, because almost no two people hold the exact same opinion on a piece of poetry. I can write sonnet, haiku, cinquain, freestyle (my fav) and others. An unusual request but I would be more than happy to oblige. Depending on how many you want, and what style, I may not even count it as a project for the purpose of slots. ^u^


Character Design:
You know how some people can write out a character but are shit at drawing em? I'm one of those people. We like to go to people and beg them to use their awesome-sauce skills to bring out the color in our character. Well, surprisingly, it works both ways! If you want me to create a character for ya, give me an idea of what you're lookin' for~ I'll design a statistic skeleton, and if you don't have a picture write out their appearance. I'll also include a 5 page writing sample to show them in a situation. As for lore, that is, the history of your character, that will largely be up to you. Biographies were never my strong suit, even ones that aren't real.

DnD 3.5/ Pathfinder Encounter:
It's no secret that I've been wanting to try my hand at designing encounters for the two games mentioned above, and I'd really appreciate if you guys would be my guinea pigs. That said, I prefer to set mine in settings that already exist (e.g. Faerun in DnD, Golarion in Path). Again, lore is important to me; it is ill advised to ask me to rapidly make a whole world with its own setting for you to play in versus a short sweet adventure in an already awesome one.

These adventures can be anywhere from a kick-in-the-door to maybe a 3-session module. If you want to give me advice as to what you'd like to see as the DM in it, please bring it to my attention and I'll strive to make the best encounter for your players. I can also DM! Given the players and I all have enough time, and are familiar with roll20.com it would be a cinch to DM a short little story. If you don't know what roll20 is, but know DnD, and you're on a computer right now, then you need to check it out. It's sorta wonderful.

Editing:
Instead of asking me to write something for you, lemme see what you're doing! I can offer help and critical analysis for most essays, along with simple editing. Note that while this is helpful, I am not responsible for the success of the work, and I will not write an essay for your class. But I'd be more than happy to set you on the right path towards a successful speech, paper, or research.

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I'm a pretty open guy, so if you have an idea that isn't listed here feel free to mention it and I'll give my opinion. As for how fast I can do this, I am going to give each project no more than 2 weeks. It helps for me to have a due date for these things. Doesn't always mean that I finish on, after, or before them, but they do help me focus.

I will keep MY THREE REQUEST SLOTS right here

[Shadow-Charmeleon] ==> Story ==> Starting after the 9th
[User 2] ==> Order ==> Due by:
[User 3] ==> Order ==> Due by:

I reserve the right to finish early and still turn the next project in when it was original planned to be finished, but more than likely I will work on each project with the diligence and haste deserving of an actual paid job.

Until next I speak, I thank all of you who decide to support me with my dream of moving, and my dream of supporting my self doing what I love. SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Regards from the nookie. ~

EDIT = Should prolly actually put details of how to request....NMMF.

You can always note me, and if you actually want to discuss in depth what you would like I'll give you a much easier means of communique.