It's been almost four years since I updated this page, so I figured I might as well do it now.

No, I'm not called Zephyr Skunk solely because I'm 'Zephyr, who is a skunk'. First name Zephyr, surname Skunk. No, I am not related to any other Zephyrs. No, I don't speak with a French accent. No, I'm not surprised that being sprayed is your kink. No, I won't spray you if you ask nicely. You have to seriously piss me off. No, I don't trail a stink cloud; I know what soap and water and a toothbrush are for, and I use them daily. You should, too, for your sake and everyone else's. No, my spray doesn't smell like mint or strawberries, it smells like "OMG, my eyes!! My eyes!! I can't breathe!! My throat is on fire!!"

Do not annoy the skunk.

I've begun posting art. My descriptions here are short. My InkBunny account, AlyssaKamber, has full character sheets with bios on everyone.

Less character-related stuff about me: I don't have a fursona per se; all my characters are just that: characters. And I have way too many of them. Zephyr Skunk can be a bit testy, but I'm pretty friendly. Questions, comments and chat are welcome. Feel free to contact me via AIM. Evenings after 10 PM, Pacific Standard Time. I'm rarely on Skype. I do like to chat, but please know how to spell, and please understand that "ur" is NOT a word. I DO answer PMs. That almond-shaped curmudgeon up there in the icon box is probably as close to a photo of me as you'll find posted, but I'm pretty ordinary-looking in real life.

Likes: Good food; good cocktails; pipe organs; warm, cozy fireplaces on cold, rainy days.
Dislikes: anti-theists of the sort who feel that my private, personal beliefs are an affront to safety, well-being and their own beliefs; scientology (but then, who that's not a hopeful member really likes scientology?); rain for weeks on end; mud puddles.

Some groups I like, in no particular order:
Some people I like, in no particular order: All of you are awesome.

I am in no way affiliated with anyone using the name ZephyrSkunk on any other site, nor anyone else using Zephyr elsewhere. The same goes for AlyssaKamber.