Yes, this is my regular beach-going attire. It’s also what I wear whenever I am going to be out in the sun for more than the 30 seconds it takes for me to walk from my front door to my car in the mornings.

You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

It makes for a very sad life in Southern California.

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((Will probably move this to Scraps later because it are fugly.))