Ohhhh god I've been there XD

I believe every word of it. Every word.
Brilliance!!! Sheer and utter brilliance!
NEXT!

The sponsor seems to be one of those legal brain-deadening narcotics like Xanax or whatever.
And ugh...dat ponytail. A mark of the devil's own.

where's the lie

Oh, that's the beautiful part, with medical advertisements, you don't even need to say what it does, you can just go "Ask your doctor if <name> is right for you!"

Beadboard wainscoating?

Glad to see you're still around. Long live Captain Jack.

Based on a true story, I bet.

so true!
Even worse are subway ads since that's just one photo.
For a long time, the "Purple Pill" had useless ads that gave NO CLUE what it did!

Related to that: who makes up the names for drugs?
It's like a game of BOGGLE or Scrabble gone wrong!

"Ask your doctor if Zuntak is right for you".
Huh? I go to my doctor to diagnose what's wrong with me
and use his/her medical knowledge to prescribe what's right for me.
Who am I to say I want that name-brand heavily advertised pharmaceutical?

I bet so many today's TV cartoons were pitched the same way too.

Only with more social media lingo.

And THAT is how you decorate an Applebee's.

There's the wind-up... and the pitch!

That's pretty much every pitch session I've ever sat in on.

Mayonnaise commercial.

This is true of any ad commercial storyboard. :) I like that this pitch has a lot of close-ups of body parts, though I'm not sure why.

Shouldn't he have at least one piercing?

Maybe he does!

*gulp* You're right... *shudders* O_O

That ponytail/combover combo is held on with skull piercings.

Has it been focus grouped?

Amazing I hate him just looking at him XD
Perfect depiction of them sleezy ad men :3

Loving this chars attitude and design :D (also he's quite handsome)

Who cares about what's in a commercial as long as it's going to air right?

A story board! (Nostalgic sigh!)

Sounds good print it!

For a lot of cartoons, that sounds about right.

Strangely, it also describes Marvel superhero movies...

Actually you went into FAR more detail than is usual with this sort of thing but ya..true for sure!

Dream job.

True story

LOL!

Sad, but very true. Excellent illustration, though ;)