Sable likes girly things, like crying and getting married and spending a lot of money on stuff we don't need like frilly fucking princess dresses, and of course I'm so nice I'm going to let it happen. So now she has me trying on some dresses for the big day, and I look absolutely stupid in all of them. Look at that. How much more of a pussy can I be?!

Whatever makes her happy, I guess. Hrmph.

 ~popcornpanic~ drew my shame, but you all know her already. Or at least you SHOULD.

If you don't understand who the hyena is, you're either braindead, drunk beyond reasonable belief, or suffered too many punches from me recently.