Sorry Ma'am (backs away slowly)

Too late. *Sha points* Go forth and snuggle, minion!

for when you need to throat punch someone through a brick wall

They didn't need that neck anyway.

She looks great in a suit :D

She's not a clothing designer for nothing ;)

Indeed :D

Sha sure makes that suit look good.

She makes anything look good, really. ;)

Damn i look so fancy in white -3- *selflove intensifies*

Bruising can be sexy as well. May I choose death by Snu-Snu? XD

You can choose punch to the guts X3 and maybe then a little snu snu but only if you dont tell anyone >:3

Gotta look fancy when you're working for that one.

Ohhhh I bet I can take her XD

It's odd, it's not like Sha NEEDS protection in the first place.. I think she just doesn't like to get blood on her hands, herself..

Either way, maybe, but then you'd have to deal with the bird afterwards.. :p

Ehhhh scary owl lady is scary o.o;

Barn Owl for president!!!


Need another security guard? <:3

I don't think she even needs -one- to start with, it's more for the pleasure of watching people get stomped :p

True.

"She did it"

Wouldn't be hard for her, given the current state of affairs.

I'd likely vote for her this election year.

You'd vote for her every election year. Or else :D

The twist is that the big guy's getting her to beat someone up.

Kalie is female. You just can't see the huge tits hidden behind her huge arms. :p

Oh. My mistake!

this is freaking great XD

;D

I'd vote for her

You already did. Why do you think she's already president? ;D

Yay! A president I can get behind!

I like this pic. But don't try that on the galvatron toy i have on my desk next to the monitor...

What, putting it in a suit? D:

Yea, He has bad memories of being wrapped up when he was megatron. :P :P
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-STc70vBv_.....+megatron2.jpg
Yes that is technicly canon, This was back when the transformers comic rights were in the hands of marvel. 80's to early 90's

Yep XD

Eyyyyyyup.

Sha for 2016 president!

Whether you wanted it or not.. :p

"Sorry Sir, I was just admiring' Ya'lls fancy dress wear, don't suppose you know where I can get me a coat like that do ya?"

She designs them herself ;)

I'm sure she does :P

the shard seems very Jess form Chibibass's comics

The shark, you mean? Not familiar with it though :p

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16390220/ Toothache shark
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14298425/ FNaF Reversed
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14245747/ Shark Golf

The suit suits her well.

Believe me. She knows. :p

No, that's a Bond villain.

Bond villains can be presidents too!

*raises finger while opening mouth*
*Stops*
*thinks*
*Drops finger and closes mouth*

Sha looks more like a God.. Mother? Father? Feather?
She looks like a God, alright! XD

Sha Vila: "You came to me and ask me for help. But you ask without respect. You don't even call me Godfeather."

Hurr hurr, Godfeather.. I'm keeping that one.. :p

Glad you liked! ;p

This election is really annoying lately and wishing that it would end lot sooner.

It would if y'all just let Sha run.

That sound like a better pick then what we got right now. But all we got is a lying crazy super bitch and a fuck up big mouth. Wondering I why calling this election annoying when your vote is going to a wrong & wrong situation then a right & wrong situation. We're fucked anyway at this point.

One simply does not 'fail' to vote for Sha. There are consequences~

Indeed.. Grave consequences.. ;D

U-Uhhh...w-well...*Disappears in a puff of smoke* See yah.

Run like the wind! D:

Hoo shit, the USA could use these two right now that's for sure!

It wouldn't be a fair fight ;)

Heh, i'm tempted to go vote...just to put vida's name as a write in ballot. :P

If you're Murrkin, you should go vote either way, to make sure you don't get a borderline-retarded, malevolent, megalomaniac narcissist who doesn't understand even the simplest little thing about what it means to run a COMPANY, let alone a country, for a president.

OH believe me. I am american. i just don't like EITHER candidate, and i have not watched any debates. I don't like Hillary mostly because of the scandal that's gong on with her at the moment..but i absolutely don't like Trump (whom I think you just mentioned. :P). To me, he's just a large bully. I don't like bullies. (bullied as a kid) In my opinion, If Hillary is elected, I'd see a purge happening. or something equally stupid. If Trump wins, all I see is him getting mad at some other country..or them getting mad at him, then the next thing we know..BOOM. Nuclear War. so paint me pessimistic, but I don't see anything good coming from this election no matter who is picked. As far as I've seen, all leaders screw someone over somewhere no matter what. I recognize that we need them...but hell, we're only human. I just don't trust either candidate, nor do I know jack squat about anyone else. Even if I voted, America gets screwed one way or another. I respect everyone has their own opinions on who should get it..and I do not wish to spark a debate flame war here on your page. I think i'd prefer another Bush...or hell, Arnold Schwarzenegger over the current candidates. (Demolition Man, anyone? :P)

Believe me, I fully understand your frustration, and I'm not even American :p But I really, really recommend voting for the lesser evil. At least one of them knows a thing or two about politics.

Still more scared of the birb x3

Understandably so. She doesn't actually NEED a bodyguard, she just likes to watch other people do her dirty work :p

I'm Scaroused

;D

How did Sha even become President!? x3

Have you seen the competition? :p

No... who was it? Mis? x3
Nah she wouldn't care about that... Hmmmm
Don't tell me Vix ran for president?? XD

Between Sha, Trump and Clinton, it wasn't even a fair fight.

Oh well of course! Sha has my vote ANY day! x3

Sha, what are you doing in there? Get out of those silly clothes.

"I designed these 'silly clothes', dear. Don't make me crush you myself." - Vida

:C

I can take her on! >8)

Good luck, then :p

I just said I like scary girls, that's all.

Well, you certainly came to the right patch of grass :p

OH YEAH? BRING IT ON! *fity fists*

:D Brawl brawl brawl!

Totally unacceptabl, and unbelievable Sha didn't wear clothing you can't fool me imposter!

Of course she wears clothing, just not normally.

Sha: The president America needs and deserves!

But unfortunately can't have :p

I agree

Excellent. Miss Sharkbeef, if you will? Go forth and snuggle.

if that became a picture I will laugh annnnnnnnnnd try to run away before crushed

Sha for president would be a scary perspective...

No more so than the current options :p

I'd say even indirectly implicating any theoretical resemblance between Sha and the current options for president is a one way ticket to an eternity of pain...

If it weren't for the context, I'd be uncertain which one was the bodyguard.
They're both kinda intimidating and Klener does have presidential hair.

Sha doesn't actually NEED a bodyguard, she just likes to watch other people do the dirty work for her :p

*Smiles darkly then cracks knuckles and awaits the next move!* Won't be the first time, won't be the last time....

*Sha points* Go forth and snuggle, minion!

*Jumps to fighting stance* Lets Go....

THIS IS GLORIOUS xD

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!!!*Ryu's theme plays*

O_O Kalie is that big?