Seems like someones been playing wow XD

Those raucous bastards!!


They'll get these poor fools to do anything for a Purple :C



Bag of Ogre foreskins my orange-flavored nipple rings! D:<

That's disturbing, even by my standards.

-B!

HUZZAH!


Okay, I can check off another thing on my Bucket List :D


Next up comes Skydiving with a Guitar and a Snowboard, then Becoming President...


*checks off "Disturbing B-san somehow" and ponders the future...*

Cool!

o.o lemme guess you play either guild wars or WoW :P

WoW! Lots and lots of WoW!

-B!

O: what server? :P I play on Nordrassil.

Better than getting poisoned by a giant spider so you can be milked by a creepy dwarf. (For those of you who haven't played WoW... that's an ACTUAL QUEST.)

Yep, UBRS, right?

LBRS, actually. The non-raid portion.

lol OMG I so Ffffffffffffffffffffing hated that quest considering I friggin died on the fracking way out -.- AFTER killing the Spider queen.

You're in Virginialand?

Yep!

Somewhere near the Simpsons.

-B!

If I parse that correctly, you're like 20 minutes from me. Unless there's more than one place near the Simpsons.

Cool!

Are you going to be there long?

No idea, for a while I'm sure.

-B!

Jeeze. That guy's carrying around an awful big package, ain't he?

I say, those aren't boobs! Those aren't boobs at all! I have been lied to, and demand recompensation for this grave injury to my boob surveying organs, good sir.

I take payment in the form of boobs, boobs, and boobs. Plastic not accepted at some locations o_O

There will be some soon.

-B!

There could be a boob hiding under that loin cloth...

That's the scary part...

That... would be freaking AWESOME!!!!!!

Will silicone work?

Only for purchases over D cup, otherwise there is a 25 cent charge.

Virgin-aland? Do we want to know why you call it that?

It's better than when I mistake the state's name for Vagina...

-B!

Well, if Virginia became a pussy, it's only because of proximity to Washington DC, our nation's asshole. As such a source of shit and foul winds, how can it be anything but?

Nothing unwinds you more after a long day of putting up with other peoples bullshit and completing repetitive tasks like logging onto World of Warcraft to put up with other people's bullshut and complete repetitive tasks! XD

I wanna play wow. Hehe that sounds fun!

Sounds like the recipe for the world's greatest fritata.

I was in Iowa for half a week

Was it fun an exciting?

-B!

Yeah it was but I wish I was the one driving other than my sister

Bet he had to kill 42 mummified giants to get those bones, didnt he?

Oh yeah... no mummified giant has a complete skeleton...

-B!

Every time you click 'Accept' without reading the dialogue first, you make the game's writers cry.

Those poor poor unloved writers...

-B!

I swear I could punch anyone I catch saying something along the lines of "Well Diablo didn't even have a story. It was just hacking and slashing"

It had a story... but that story was under a mountain of bodies and a lake of blood.

-B!

A lake of blood? Did you use the Malice rune-word, too? A giant axe without Ith-El-Eth in it isn't worth hewing demonic minions with..

I liked rangers, I don't want the dead getting to close to me so I just keep thunking them till they stop moving.

-B!

Sometimes, it pays to just slay raptors.

LOL, awesome, just awesome.

what a list XD hahaha thats awesome XD

ah damn. We're all guilty of doing that.

I've been there!

Yep, sounds like quite a few computer RPG quests I've been on.

Omg... that's so awesome! So true too....

Accursed fetch quests!

Wot if they ask you to fetch stuff that is totally, morally unacceptable...?

Depends of the quest reward.

-B!

Even if they do stuff like ask for your daughter bound nekkid to an Alter or summat...?

Better than all the digging through Poo quests that seems to have made it into the game...I mean in TBC in outland..you had to dig through a felhounds poo for shredder keys...then later dig through those gazelle like things poo for 'beans'.

And then..in Wrath..alliance side..*shudders* that one quest in Grizzly Hills..*goes to find the brain bleach again after remembering that quest.*

Trust me..dissssturbing poo quests everywhere

pictures reminds me of when i quest in WoW.

Ive got a pens

I swear I hate fetch-quests like that. "Yeah I wanna make this cake, but I need four ingredients. 35 Skulls of Dragon Kings, a single PURE vial of Lich essence, a piece of indescribably couloured stone, and I need the head of [insert name here]."

My response: "... what the FUCK kinda cake are you MAKING?!"

with those ingredents? your baker must be one of the undead.

"It's a birthday cake. For the 35-headed-hydra-resurrection of [insert name here]" < which you have to fight afterwards because [insert name here] (it appears to be his real name) is not so pleased that you cut off his bead.

"...and all I got was 350 exp and this lousy T-shirt."

"...but it's a 6+ lousy T-shirt."

A shirt that has stats on it?! That's worth anything!

yeah. +6 to your crit fail chances.

Nice.

"Well I'm several states over from where I am Monday, but I've got a penis, a table and the interwebs, so I suppose I'd better get back to drawing!"

How wrong is it that I read it THIS way first?

Don't worry, I read it the same first.

Pens!

But yeah... i did bring that too... it's kinda attached.

-B!

One wonders what possible collective purpose those items could be put too...

At least you don't have to pay for the final product... but sometimes you gotta think "Is it worth the money?"

Giant bones, mummified duck, and lobster spit? sounds like your questing for the trolls. 5 copper says your either making Jamacan jerked duck, or a neat voodoo talisman.

Lobster Tears! Lobster Spit doesn't have the same qualities.

-B!

Is... is he a combat golfer? o_0

Yay, that would be the new killer class! They can shoot 18 different magic orbs for making 18 different holes into their enemies.

No, he's just got plenty of sack!

-B!

It depends on the game, but I liked the "Travel around half the world to collect the components" quests actually most, especially in Diablo II.

He thinks thats a headache, wait til he gets to the part about the Hydra's dildo collection, and a virgin Cubbi's panties.

...oh my!

I just thought I'd throw this out there... if any of you are into scat, WoW has several poop-related quests, as well!

I've eaten the amberseeds *once*. Never again!

EWWWWWWWWWW!

Heh heh. My favorite MMORPGER is NeoSteam. And I had a very similiar reaction to the quest entitled: Probing the Terrawhale.

"Uh... let me get this straight. You want me to travel into that thing's colon and do WHAT?!"

stop making Lobster Jones cry! :(

Actually I've noticed that alot. Seems people aren't bothering to read the quests anymore even, heck even if the summery says you know...point A->point B.

...sorry... I wasn't paying attention... where do i click?

-B!

Haha exactly! The answer is like right in front of their faces and they have to ask.

Yet another mage refuses to take going bald gracefully, instead of just buying a toupee., and thus turns to the adventurer economy instead of the local toupee shop.

Sorry, my web browser crashed while I was typing that, and I didn't find out the old message had been saved until I typed the new one and hit submit.