posted a journal but I'm gonna tell the story here also:

stopped at a red light and see an idiot rabbit run under the truck in front of me, get out to chase it away, crawl under truck and realize it is not a wild bun but a BABY DOMESTIC RABBIT, grab and run back to car

turns out to be the stupiest and most friendly rabbit, within like 5 minutes has crawled up on my shoulder and is licking my ear

???
https://i.imgur.com/BXXMUDs.jpg

and now there's a rabbit in my room.

I contacted the shelter, no missing rabbits, I posted on craigslist and I'm gonna put up posters to try and find his home but if no one claims him I guess I'm a dad now

comment name suggestions
right now considering beezlebub or sheogorath or leviathan or travis or toby