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1) She's doing him a favor IMO. NEO-GEO is overrated as all Hell, and any of the games you could find for it were either terrible or later ported to more affordable, better consoles.
2) I understand getting caught up in a game, but if a gorgeous woman is in need of attention and offering to "play" with you and you don't immediately drop what you're doing, then you need to reevaluate your life choices.
3) "I'll show him. I'll play that NEO-GEO and beat the pants off him!" She's going to buy another NEO-GEO just so she can beat him at his own game. So they'll still have a console, they'll start playing and spending more time together, and he'll learn a valuable lesson about love and respect. Best end.
4) The man is married to an absolute goddess of a woman who also happens to be a big, buff, fluffy werewolf and a gamer besides. Lucky bastard.
2) I understand getting caught up in a game, but if a gorgeous woman is in need of attention and offering to "play" with you and you don't immediately drop what you're doing, then you need to reevaluate your life choices.
3) "I'll show him. I'll play that NEO-GEO and beat the pants off him!" She's going to buy another NEO-GEO just so she can beat him at his own game. So they'll still have a console, they'll start playing and spending more time together, and he'll learn a valuable lesson about love and respect. Best end.
4) The man is married to an absolute goddess of a woman who also happens to be a big, buff, fluffy werewolf and a gamer besides. Lucky bastard.
I...have no clue how you can call Neo Geo games terrible. There's more good than bad on it and the good is obscenely good. It would also be quite a few years before Neo Geo home ports actually got GOOD. A Saturn with a RAM cart could handle most, but not all. You'd need at least a Dreamcast for arcade perfect ports.
I love how game ads made such wild claims back in the day, often without even knowing what they were talking about, only that it'd get kids begging their parents for the console. Like Sega's "Blast Processing", which didn't actually exist and was Sega of America's advertising team's way of hyping up the graphical smoothness. No kid on Earth could tell you what it meant, but they no doubt got hooked by it, pleading with their parents for one because "it has 16 bits and BLAST PROCESSING!"
ElCid: Actually, I'd say Sega of America was somewhat right with their claim of the Genesis/Mega Drive having "blast processing." The Genesis actually had a faster microprocessor than that of the Super NES/Super Famicom, which allowed for faster and smoother animations.
"Ya know something sweetheart? Upon thinking about the matter a bit, it comes to my attention that there are fundamentally two types of gamers in this world; the type that can enjoy video games and view the experiences had with them as a part of their life as a whole, and then the type that find video games to be so important they allow them to overshadow things in their life that could be argued to be just as if not more important. It would apear that you-" KRIK "...would happen to fall into the latter category."
LOL, I remember that Neo-Geo ad from video game magazines of the early '90s. I would have never thought that someone on the Internet would make an ecchi/porn/hentai homage to the ad, especially a furry one. With that said, it's a really good tribute. You should give the fox chick and the human guy names and make them into recurring characters. As a gamer myself, I do feel sorry for the guy getting his NG destroyed with one hand by his anthropomorphic, Amazonian lover. Even nearly fifteen years after the console has been discontinued, those damn things STILL cost a fortune!
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