That's right folks, with a single injection of the Super Soldier Formula™, you, yes YOU too can succeed and thrive in the grueling cutthroat world of super crime! Mere minutes after administering this revolutionary treatment, wood, brick and steel walls will be as good as nothing to you. If you don't believe me, just look toward the many news photos of our very own poster child for super crime: the Black Cat! This mischevious mistress of the night has made headlines by effortlessly steamrolling entire banks in search of valuables. For a measely price of ten million dollars, all these riches could be yours!

Now you may find yourself asking, 'when can I expect to get jabbed with the super juice?' That's a very good question. The answer is: not right now, since incidentally, the Black Cat burglarized our entire stock, leading to her current state. However, with your humble contributions we may hopefully hire other burglars to retrieve th...

Oh sure, walk off will you! SHORT-SIGHTED INGRATE!

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Basically, the 90's animated Black Cat is hot as fuck.