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By guyfuy,
posted 6 years ago the sad fat pokemon guy | Support me with Shinies!

wade might be required by contract to eat only Dragon Bites® products but that's not gonna stop his feeble attempts at cheating the system

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ghost-sparta ~ghost-sparta

Photographer

6 years ago

One burger would probably help that poor otter's curves. She is skin and bones!

Paranuui ~stormrevin

6 years ago

I think she's a ferret?

ghost-sparta ~ghost-sparta

Photographer

6 years ago

Ferret, Otter. We can agree she is too skinny and needs to put some lard on those bones lol

Paranuui ~stormrevin

6 years ago

I mean... You're not wrong. Definately needs the Dragon bites more than Wade right now

ghost-sparta ~ghost-sparta

Photographer

6 years ago

Yeah, Wade should remain mobile to promote the best! Keeping him on "barely mobile" would be most effective

Paranuui ~stormrevin

6 years ago

True. Dragon Bites for a dragon sized meal that'll keep you going!*

*ᶜᵃˡᵒʳᶦᶜ ᶦⁿᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵇˢᵉʳᵛᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ. ᴰʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᴮᶦᵗᵉˢ⁽ᵗᵐ⁾ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ᵐᵒᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ ᶦᵐᵖᵃᶦʳᵐᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵉᵐᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᴮᶦᵗᵉˢ ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗˢ.

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ghost-sparta ~ghost-sparta

Photographer

6 years ago

Nutrition facts
Serving size 20 g
Servings per container 10
Calories 1000 Calories from fat 999

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

contains 93% of recommended weekly sodium intake

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

yes she's a ferret
and i feel it's only a matter of time before i end up making her big too :V

Paranuui ~stormrevin

6 years ago

I don't think there's many people who would complain about that.

Definitely not me, I'm all for fat ferret rights

coolboy21 ~coolboy21

Watcher

6 years ago

HUGE MOOBS.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

the best kind

ErioltheAngelofHope ~erioltheangelofhope

Watcher

6 years ago

I hope she doesn't trade, one more burger to his stomach is more flab to his hot bod.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

i mean what's one more burger gonna do at this point :P

ErioltheAngelofHope ~erioltheangelofhope

Watcher

6 years ago

More of him to ogle at of course.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

true that~

Sketchist Extraordinaire

6 years ago

That chick's arms are bigger than her torso.

That chick is probably thinking "How the fuck did this guy get up here?" (They look like they are in a tall story building).

Turns out the badger lady is owner of the fast food joint and is a vegan haha.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

he doesn't max out the elevator weight limit JUST yet~

Funfest11 ~funfest11

Obese Whitetail

6 years ago

I wonder how much he's paid.

Also he might need a larger shirt soon from the looks of it

OP

the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

whatever it is it's not enough

Funfest11 ~funfest11

Obese Whitetail

6 years ago

Does he at least get health insurance?

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

yeah he gets all inclusive* health insurance!

*health insurance does not cover obesity-related illnesses

Dopemaeda ~dopemaeda

Aspiring Ample Anthro Artist

6 years ago

Bite the burg, seal the pact of fat

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

his fate has already been decided

Animous ~animous

Digital Artist

6 years ago

Who knew Dragon Bites has offices in their restaurant. Unless its all an office that is haha.

Hope we see more of this office ferret!

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

nah the restaurant is an excruciating three block walk from the head office :B

and yeah Office Ferret turned out adorable, oh no~

simpleswizzle ~simpleswizzle

professional comfylad

6 years ago

five minutes later he's in the breakroom holding back tears with borger grease on his face

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

he knows he's gonna have to tweet about how much he loved it afterward

simpleswizzle ~simpleswizzle

professional comfylad

6 years ago

real talk i used to work at a hardee's and their marketing is AGGRESSIVELY similar so like. this both hits so close to home but also in a good way

revenge fantasy after 6 months of shilling shitty food i guess

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

wade's entire creation idea was "imagine how miserable the people who run brand twitters must be" + fetish :v

simpleswizzle ~simpleswizzle

professional comfylad

6 years ago

/grunkle stan voice/ IT'S JUST LIKE MY LIFE...

Cryowhite ~cryowhite

6 years ago

I SO WANT TO SEE A YOUNG FEMALE FERRET OVERSWELL AND OVERBULK AND BECOME A MOST HYPER ULTRA-OBESE OF ALL!!!!!

Pyrodrgn ~redpyrodragon

Idiot with small brain

6 years ago

what

Cryowhite ~cryowhite

6 years ago

Wade's giving a young female ferret his lunch of course.
And that is a sweetest thing one would do.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

she's 38

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Cryowhite ~cryowhite

6 years ago

38?
As in 38 years old?
If so, then how can be so sure she's 38 cause she doesn't look too old judging by her appearance.

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Ohm Shironeko ~omegaoverdrive

Local Noseless Cat

6 years ago

I don't know.

Maybe cuz guyfuy made the character? (´・ω・)

Cryowhite ~cryowhite

6 years ago

That is true.

Pyrodrgn ~redpyrodragon

Idiot with small brain

6 years ago

Corporate sabotage

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

people are gonna start thinking dragon bites® serves healthy food!!

Skullma ~skullma

Writer and Commissioner

6 years ago

Talk about some hardcore anarchy against the corporate system.

OP

the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

NO RULES

Thecaptainfoxx ~thecaptainfoxx

Anthro Artist

6 years ago

I'd definately trade on two conditions
1) I get to press into all that belly and squeeze those moobs and
2) I get to feed him that greasebag lunch of his TO him~

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

but then he still has to eat it! that's not a very good tradHOMFMMF

Thecaptainfoxx ~thecaptainfoxx

Anthro Artist

6 years ago

Sure it may be one-sided~ but he gets the salad too~

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

see, me and you think it all works out, he'll be fiiine

Thecaptainfoxx ~thecaptainfoxx

Anthro Artist

6 years ago

Exactly! He gets the better deal, two lunches and no need to waste those calories feeding himself~

We make a great team on these deals~

RotundRat ~rotundrat

6 years ago

He can have my salad, sure...but he has to eat them out of a gallon of trans fat liquid lard!

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

oh NOOO
all wade's plans are backfiring on him

HippoCake ~hippocake

Writer

6 years ago

I bet he's going to be craving that burger once his grease addiction kicks in.

Dragon Bites: So good you literally can't stop eating it no matter how hard you try.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

it's almost like they chemically engineer it to be addicting! but they don't of course, that would be illegal, ha ha

MerricSands ~merricsands

Writer

6 years ago

Soulless corporate won't even give him an upsized headset, even after being a "Brand Ambassador" for well over a month! At least his wheezes are less audible with the mic further away...

Great work on the clothing; the shoes are a nice touch!

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

his belches still come over the mic really loud though :x

also yesss fat feet outgrowing shoes is so cute~

Ohm Shironeko ~omegaoverdrive

Local Noseless Cat

6 years ago

Imagine if that salad did the opposite of Dragon Bites food.

He'd be swapping lunches for them all the time, but hey, We aren't tryna make him smaller. >w>

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

salads with negative calories...
write that down, we're gonna be rich

BrowntailBuck ~browntailbuck

Slob Stag

6 years ago

Say no to baths!

OP

the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

but he had a shower this morning...

ChadRacoon ~chadracoon

[equips gamecube mic] bigger

6 years ago

What do you mean? Wade* looks as healthy** as he's ever*** been**** before*****!

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

he's in perfect health as described by Dragon Bites® internal health standards*

*not dead=healthy

GenericFurry ~genericthrowaway123

Still a Closet Furry

6 years ago

I think I'll decline on the trade. Wade could use a few more burgers anyways.

OP

the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

yeah he only has ONE bag, for shame

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MLGWesleyFaZe ~mlgwesleyfaze

Drawing Hitmon!

6 years ago

get TONS OF JUNK FOOD. NEVER TRADE FOR SALADS.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

sounds like a good plan imo

MLGWesleyFaZe ~mlgwesleyfaze

Drawing Hitmon!

6 years ago

iindeed it is

Hellsing2o2 ~hellsing2o2

Watcher

6 years ago

Aww, I'd date Wade in a second! <3

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

the only problem is with him your restaurant choice is limited

Hellsing2o2 ~hellsing2o2

Watcher

6 years ago

Yeah lol :3

The_Amazing_Sylveon ~theamazingsylveon

6 years ago

Dragon Bites needs to step up their game. ALL employees should eat only dragon bites. It’ll give the minimum wage workers food to survive off of so they can spend the earnings on things they want, and it’ll give an even better reputation to the establishment.

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

wade would be for that because then he wouldn't have to buy it himself anymore

Cedar Ashens ~crazygameguy

Writer

6 years ago

I hope we see Fastfood Megacorp Ferret Lady more after this >w>

Even if she did trade with him he'd probably like, drown that salad in dressing and melted cheese :V

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the sad fat pokemon guy

6 years ago

oh there'll be more fo her i think :B

he's not gonna WANNA put cheese on it but at this point he's used to doin it

PenguinDareangel12 ~penguindareangel12

PenguinDareangel12

4 years ago

Man, I SO wanna' draw this guy for my "Cheekster Crane: Ruler of FattyFunia" comic as a guest star!! May I please do so?

Marlie1234 ~marlie1234

Chonky

7 months ago

Link seem to be gone ;0

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