This... how do I explain this?

This is Azzenhoros, a character that I came up with almost 20 years ago. He's part of the very first serious creative project I ever did, an unnamed fantasy setting filled with references and self-inserts that I gradually hammered into something more its own beast over the course of years and many, many hours in Microsoft Works Word Processor. I developed an art style during that time as I was first teaching myself to draw digitally using MS Paint, and just recently I tried to replicate that early style in 3D using Blender, with pretty good results.

Azzenhoros is giant fat dragon that eats everything he can find in his home dimension. That's it. I guess he has magic? He's powerful and blows stuff up and maybe gets big and pops at some point. I don't know, and I wrote it.

So... yeah. Have a 3D render of a fat dragon in the style of an MS Paint drawing from 2001.

...still annoyed that I left the dithering on in the render and made a 500 KB file instead of a 50 KB one.