"It was his idea I come and see you, ugh, I can't believe he convinced me." Natalia muttered as she'd sit at the tea bar next to Odd, the two felines tails twitched with agitation behind them as they stared intently at one another through sideways glances.
"I'm not too fond of it either, I could be doing anything better than sitting with you."
They growled at one another as the tea was served, the tender noticing the fire between them as he left their mugs and quickly got out of dodge.
"So, seems you and Silver are becoming a thing, that's nice" Natalia began with a sarcastic tone "hope you two can live a long life together without much difficulty, not like you'd give him any trouble."

"You're right, I wouldn't give him any trouble. Hence why he's dating me and not you." Odd responded, sitting next to Natalia at the cafe, not by her choice anyway as the tiger passed a glance to her.

"Oh haha, real funny, least I'm easier to fix and maintain, what troubles have you got that he can't fix with tools?"

"I'm having issues with this bitch who attaches herself to my boyfriend like a leech to a wound. But I can deal with her myself."

"Hey, you who calling a leech, you cow! You only think you can win because you got bigger tits!" She'd air handle invisible melons in front of her.

"I think I can win because I've got all my limbs and I can actually feel his touch on my thighs and feel his hands on my arms as he pulls me into an embrace. By the way, when was the last time you were held? It's... Kinda obvious it's been a while."

Natalia went wide eye as she stared at odd, knives from her eyes as she'd grab one of the bread sticks and ate it; biting hard and chewing before sitting back.
"He's held me, probably more than you, but that's none of your business to know, bitch." She'd finish and then point a claw at Odd's tit. "Besides, I can 'feel' enough to know these bags of flesh are only that."

Odd took a long sip of her tea, swirling the contents of the cup as she swallowed. "I suggest you calm down. Green isn't a good color on you. Besides, I know Silver, he wouldn't like seeing you like this, now would he? Be a good girl and get over yourself. He isn't dating you for a reason, after all."


Natalia bit her lower lip, trying to find a reason to doubt but sighed, there was no 'x' button to push "rffh, you're right, he wouldn't like it." She'd mutter, taking a sip of her own tea "he'd be all like "Look at the upsides, we can grow our family, and learn much from one another." Bleh..." she'd look at Odd "he's a loveable oaf sometimes, but...I guess that's just his charm, and from what he tells me, you're not a half bad cook."

"... I know my way around a kitchen." She said, side eyeing her. "I'm no gourmet chef. I just follow recipes as best I can. But he likes what I cook so I'm happy enough for that. I take it you cook as well?"

"Of course, who do you think fed him before he met you? Guy is specific about what he eats, I'm sure you know well with having to prep for HIM right?" She'd chuckle a little "Not saying he can't cook, he just prefers me doing it~ now I have competition" She'd stick out her tongue at Odd.


"You're being awfully friendly for someone who called me a cow and made fun of my breasts just a moment before." Odd huffed, taking another sip of her tea. "And put your tongue back in your head. It's not a flattering look for you." Setting the cup down, Odd would close her eyes and take a deep breath. "And he isn't hard to prep for. I've had to meal plan for a lot worse."

She'd zip her tongue back into her mouth "Yes mom." She'd remark as she'd eat another breadstick.
"As much as I hate to admit it, I'm out classed by you, certainly better with this relationship stuff than I am, least you have that for you, which can still outshine my cooking." She'd shrug "but that's what happens when you have someone affluent in the ways of love and stuff."