Pretend?

Nah, dawg. He IS that emerald's bitch and we all know it. XD

Well said! >XID That's has been my assumption for years as well! I suppose i should have worded the description a little more to that sense of things! >8I)

Well I think I won't be turning in my job application for guarding a giant rock.

Yes, well i don't think its actually a specification in the job description, its just a little weirdo thing He does with it, which is unintended for its purpose of being! >XID

Dudeeee, you're siccckkkkk. Dx


ILOVEYOU

What? This is High Quality Photographic Evidence! >XID I'm not just simply making this up! Honest! >8I) *Crosses fingers behind back* >BI)

I believe you doctor. It's so trueee~

Indeed it is! >8I)

Soooo, how hard does she whip~

well to be honest I'm not quite so sure if it even is able to whip him being that it lacks that arms to do so! >XID then again I'm also unsure as to how he has the Emerald holding the whip in the first place! <8Io

Never underestimate the emeralds power?~

i suppose, then again that would be a terrible worthless power to be able to hold a whip with no arms or hands! >XID

Yes! XD

>XID your new Avatar is quite lovely! And i'm also glad to know you liked this! >8I)

*squeaks and covers her eyes*

OH come now, it isn't all That bad! >8ID At least this wasn't a Mature version! >XID

Hahaha, this is hilarious. xDD

Why thank you! >8I) i'm happy you find the Humor in this, absolutely, completely and utter not a lie, True Photograph! >XID

.........what the....?!?!?! o.o;;

Its what Happens While Knuckles "Guards" the Master Emerald all day with no other physical contact with any one esle! >XID

...i hope rouge knows about this >.>;;

Since when was Rouge established as Knuckle's official Girlfriend! >BI( Its all because of everyone's misconception due to Sega Ruining my world and history! DIX< Its been officially documented that his heart lies with Julie-Sue! >XIP So if there was any one in need of notification, it would be her, which I'm unsure if even She knows of this ongoing situation! >XID

who is Julie-Sue????? >.>

I KNew it! DIX< Curse Sega and their Ways of Ruining all worlds! THIS is juilie-Su! >BI)

http://warpsonic.tripod.com/kissy.jpg
http://www.deco.franken.de/archie/knuck6.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2.....ger_kasidy.png
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs46/300....._Julie_sue.jpg
http://www.darkfireaviary.net/luna/.....iesnogknux.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2....._inano2009.png

>XID She comes from the "Comics" mainly! >BI)

most likly why i have never heard of her... well now i know!
''and knowing is half the battle!'' X3

Indeed! >BID I battle which i have been fighting to resolve for years! >XID

Its not easy being a Genius, unless you are one, which so happen to Be! >XID

Nah, i am smart, but i am not a genius X3

well that is highly True! seeing as how you some how managed to capture Sonic, only to have him Escape upon arrival to my Fortress! >BIo but...that wasn't necessarily cause be you, so i've since forgiven you for that mishap! >XID

wait, he did what!? omo;;;.... my bad ^^;;

Well it can be eggs-Cused for now i suppose! >XIP I'm in "Retirement" Anyway! >BIo

but still DR, u should show that u r ''better'' than the guy that has...replaced u. ¬u¬;;

Well...Intend to! >8I) so far my Efforts have gained the General interest in those between choosing me over...Him...>BI( however not enough to be able to make my big Come back! DIX<

the truth reveiled!

Indeed it is! >8ID much like Sonic's True form! >XID

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3226963/

>9I)

This is the hottest thing I've ever seen

You mean Second to hottest thing! This would have to be your REAL first hottest thing ever seen! >9ID
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3640855/

>XID

YES..... YESSSSSS... This is exactly how I imagined it all of these years. I'M GOING TO LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET WITH THIS. BBL.

>XID I'm quite pleased that you are more than satisfied with these results! >BI) I've been meaning to Reveal this for quite some time now! >XID

Why thank you, i know the feeling perfectly! >9ID

i can imagine he'd get bored enough to do that, sitting there all day

well, who Wouldn't get bored after being charged with the Duty of "Baby sitting" a Gigantic Emerald, which unknown powers, FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!! >XID If you've seen the Movie with Tom Hanks, stranded on an Island and eventually going insane enough to imagine that a Volley Ball was his best friend named Wilson, then its quite comparably the same occurrence between knuckles and his over sized Green ROCK! >XID

O_o WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! WHERE on earth did you find this pho....er...I mean..that isn't me!! This is straight up Photoshopped, Robotnik, and you know it! I do not have...such fantasies about my emerald like that. >.> I, mean, it's beautiful and everything, but...not like THAT! Honest!

Hmm, I will fav this, so everyone will see what you "drew". Nice try.

"Drew"? Non-sense! >XID this is a Real Photo and You Know it! >BI) I can understand ones fantasies over things that would seem to have no life, however You have taken a step too far im afraid! And Now your only denying the Truth because i have Evidence of this! >XID You shouldn't fret over it To much, at least i haven't revealed the XXX rated Pictures....yet! >BI)

You DID draw this! Does everyone think I have nothing better to do with my free time than do some kinky roleplaying with my rock? All I..um.... all I can say is, this photo......... this drawing isn't of me! Maybe someone out there is trying to frame me and tried to make it look like me or something. Just wait until I find this guy, wouldn't be surprised if it was Sonic just playing jokes and being an idoit!

oh no, i can assure the miserable little HedgeRrrrat had nothing to partake in this Picture here! >BI) You know its the truth and as i've said before, you should be grateful that i havent uploaded those Other...pictures! >BI)

...you wouldn't!!! I mean, I'm just saying.. you know there aren't any real XXX photos of me, because I have NEVER done any XXX related stuff with the Master Emerald. I'm being dead serious here! I'll admit I do care a lot about this thing, but not to the point of wanting to have intercourse with it!

Do I need to prove this somehow???

Haha!! First it was Sonic, and now Knuckles?! You are a pro when it comes to capturing people with a camera doing crazy things, Doc. xD This explains why Knuckles is always talking about his emerald, constantly!

Yes indeed! >8ID Trust me, i have So much photos for blackmailing just about Everyone i know! >XID I believe due to my forced seemingly Permanent retirement, i just may start leaking more and More of those pictures after all! >BI)

Funny, But slightly disturbing! :P

Your telling ME! >XID Which is why I've captured this on Film! >BI)

What the heck? xD This is hilarious. Robble.

Indeed! >8ID I'm sure i could probably gather some BlackMail photographs of your enemies, particularly those whom have Moons for Heads, doing things they would feel Embarrassed over! >XID

DO IT. >:D I dare you!

I Believe i shall! >BID

YAY! >:D

Once again, I am getting more and more impressed by your skill of capturing all of these so-called "good guys" on actual photo! I have not encountered this red guy as much as the blue porcupine, but I am sure he is up to no good either!! All of those mobians are outrageous!! >(

well spoken Mama! <8I)
This Red one, is the guardian of a Very mysteriously Powerful Emerald known as the Master Emerald, greater and similar to the Chaos Emeralds, those of which i've been after before, and what also created what i am today if you can recall! >XID However he doesn't stand as too much of a threat to my Reign, only if you mess with his Shiny Rocks, other wise he is more obedient! >BI)

Oh, is that so? Obedient, you say? I think I would like to capture the red one for myself, one of these days! I think I shall 'adopt' him, like I did in the past with the hedgerat!! >D

Yes Mama, i remember...You disowned me and Took over my Fortress and Then had my Nincombots commit Mutiny against me, all the while, you also stole my brilliant Plan to finally Stop that hedgehog and finally Rule all of mobius, by transmitting special air waves that would then convert all machines into fulfilling my will and destroying all my enemies thus allowing me Full domination over All! How could i forget! <XID

Uhh....Aside from that, you Could attempt to adopt the Knuckles, however he has been known to be quite feisty at times, and i wouldn't dare want to see you overwhelmed at all Mama, so i would highly advise against such actions, for your own safety! <8I) However, i'm sure i could probably talk him into Visiting you at anytime, so that you may play with him as if he were your pet, only he would be then allowed to leave at the given specific time, with the agreement that he shall return quickly when told to! >8ID How would that sound Mama? <8I)

DID I do all of that?!?! Wow, I don't remember! I think I've calmed down over the years and medication also helps...but it doesn't mean I don't want the hedgehog captured!!!! >)

Nonsense!! If the echidna is that feisty, then I shall have him wear some type of shock collar if he dares to try anything! I do not want to let this one get away like Sonic managed to before! >( I think he'd make an excellent pet for me and will do whatever I tell him to, HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!

Indeed it has, which leads me to wonder just why you've decided to leave the Mobius Home for Really Bizarre Mothers, yet again and seemingly Permanently! Not that its of no personal joy that your finally free, and no longer hitting me over the head with random objects anymore, its simply puzzling is all Mama! <8I)

Any who, i will See what i can do about talking that Echidna into some form of agreement. I'm Sure i can Easily persuade him, he's a bit on the slow side, if you know what i mean! >XID

Err.... so I was right... Knuckles really DOES do strange things as he gaurds the master emerald 24/7. So tell me, how did you manage to get a shot of this? o. o

Oh trust me, i have All Sorts of Black Mail photographs if i ever need to use them! >BI) The hedgehog, that fox brat, You name it! >XID

...What.

Knuckles is weird.

Thats What i've been telling everyone for Years now! >XID I dont understand why my Mama Likes him so much!? He and I have worked out a Deal that he is to Help out My Mama at any time i tell him to, and in return i will never harm him or his people nor will i ever interfere with his Master of Chaos Emeralds! >BIP Which for once, i intend to honestly uphold as long he does the same! >XID

Excellent work your supreme rottenness you deserve the internet for that bahaHAHA! Dat Knuckles @$$

The lighting and other details in this photograph are breath taking! How did you get such a good shot anyway?

hmmmm maybe that's how the 7 ne.. never-mind.