(Art by Starcubes )

The Dread Pirate Shadowmane is one of the most feared individuals on the open sea; a scarred beast, veteran of a dozen wars, with eyes as red as blood and a mane darker than the bottom of the ocean. His reputation for ruthlessness is legendary, and there are none more familiar with it than his own crew... especially Vindri, who'd had a bit too much to drink and ended up sleeping in for almost an hour.

The punishment for an infraction this severe is so brutal, so excruciating, so utterly inhumane... that Vindri's ribs are probably gonna be sore for the rest of the day.

Well, it's nothing that a little grog can't fix.

(This masterpiece was a birthday gift from Starcubes, who continues to be the World's Greatest <3 Thank you so much, and double-thank you for making Shadowmane so unbearably hot)