I hope you don't do this to your boss o.=.o

I'm not normally that direct, but the feeling is the same.

There would be no point to installing it where I used to work, the dang thing would get pressed at least a dozen times a day. Not much to count, unless you go down to 'minutes since'...

The 4 days at the start there include a three day weekend.

something tells me that this would not have meaningfully contributed to a higher number on the counter at my previous employer...

"Hey, I have a cute project, probably won't take more than ten minutes or so. Y'see, these guys have a multi-million line code in FORTRAN, and want it written in COBOL. It shouldn't take you long to convert it, right?"

and that...my friends, is how you push the button!

I remember my stint as a graphic design intern at a small programming company. I know first hand what this feels like. So much wasted time on trying to make images that could only exist in their minds, having managers trying to be designers and telling me to make it happen, and being given zero legitimate resources to accomplish anything I was supposed to because anything I was supposed to do was perpetually "on the backburner". That got so frustrating at times, to the point there were periods of time where I had nothing to do because absolutely no resources had been alocated to me at all. It took months before I was even able to begin the project I had originally brought on to do, nearing the end of the internship, and I ended up making a POS because I'd been given no resources with which to work with, making do with a free video editing software thats only redeeming quality was its crash recovery, which was actually quite good, seeing how often it crashed.

So, yeah, I feel ya.

4 days? Must be genius level place you work at. If I had one, it would messure in hours, and only have a single digit.

As I say, that includes a three day weekend.

and also a couple of flashing gifs here and there, a marquee and a flash intro, because everybody likes those... yeah...

Seriously, even as a novelty gag, you could make a ton of money off of that idea. Pretty much every business would benefit from having one.