( after encountering a poacher, dragon is not happy and pins him to a wall)
Dragon: got you now poacher scum
(Dragon prepares to incinerate the poacher with his fire breath when suddenly)
( Grumble gurgle ) Dragon: oh here that. I haven't eaten in awhile you look plump maybe I can put you to use after all. ( dragon grabbed the poacher and dangled him over his maw. His breath reeking of rotten meat dragon swallows the poacher whole) Dragon: ahhhh man that good for nothing poacher sure hit the spot. (Buuuuuuurp) ooh that was a good one
(The poacher tries to struggle and fight back but it is no use )
Dragon: that's cute you think you can escape. Ha ha sorry, but my tummy's digested way heavier meals than this. If anything all you're gonna do is make me (buuuuuuurp) ahh gassy. Ya know that felt pretty good. Keep struggling. Common Give me some gas
(The poacher continues to struggle, causing dragon to accumulate a lot of gas in his tummy. Dragon holds it in for a few seconds then. Let's out a massive nauseatingly smelling belch Dragon: (buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp) ahhhh hahahahahaha now that. ( Buuuuuuurp) that had to be a new record. Lol. Well thanks for the gas but I got places to be. Don't worry little poacher you won't feel a thing. At least I don't think you will. Hahaha wait till Jane hears about this.