"You gonna' buy something or just stand there lookin' dumb."

A grumpy pink rabbit that works at a convenience store. He usually looks bored or like he'd rather be anywhere else, and isn't thrilled at interacting with customers; especially ones that take too long to buy something and go already. He's often curt and passively rude to pretty much anyone he talks to, despite how soft and squishy he may look. Strangely, quite a few people take a liking to him for what ever reason, and that seems to confuse the heck outta' him.

"Take a picture, it'll last long--- wait, don't actually... what the hell?"