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My two moods at the Christmas Market...
When I arrive β and 1 hour later. π
When I arrive β and 1 hour later. π
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I was at a mall one year at Christmas, before Amazon became one of the Four Horsemen of the Ecopocolyps. Half the county was trying to get into the same 30 stores. People bumping into each other, no regard for anyone else. Reached my limit and at the time I was active in the Army Reserves.
I squared off my shoulders, set my feet to a marching pace, put a scowl on my face like I was out for a homicide and hadn't picked a victim yet and stomped into the crowd.
You could call me Moses because the sea of humanity parted before me.
My Mother and sister were waiting for me in the food court and saw people dodging out f the way
Mom: Looks like an employee is pushing a garbage cart to the incinerator.
I step out of the parting crowd
Sister: OK, yeah, that makes sense too.
I squared off my shoulders, set my feet to a marching pace, put a scowl on my face like I was out for a homicide and hadn't picked a victim yet and stomped into the crowd.
You could call me Moses because the sea of humanity parted before me.
My Mother and sister were waiting for me in the food court and saw people dodging out f the way
Mom: Looks like an employee is pushing a garbage cart to the incinerator.
I step out of the parting crowd
Sister: OK, yeah, that makes sense too.
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