Ok, I was in a skype chatroom, when two chat participants were talking about going to EncyclopediaDramatica.com and searching "Kittens". I asked what would appear if I did, and they advised me not to. I did, and a load of extremely gory images appeared. While I was dying a little inside, my asshole little cousin was spying on me,and misinterpreted it as porography. When my parents got home, she told them, and here's the LOL part:
My uncle said to me: "Look, I know your curious, since your growing up and all, but be careful when your on those sites. You could get your computer a virus"

I GOT OFF 100% SCOTCH FREE. This, Is awesome.