Here are the 12 months of the year as I would rank them from least favorite to favorite:

12: July. Too hot and, where I live, too humid. Autumn is too far in the distant future.

11: August. Again, too hot. Our county fair does bring its rank up, however. And autumn starts the following month.

10: January. While I prefer cold weather over hot weather, it can get a bit too cold. Spring is too far in the future. New Years Day is the only holiday worth celebrating. Also, I have eczema on my hands, and the drier air makes them dry to a point where scratching them can make them bleed slightly.

9: June. Hot. However, Father's Day and my step-dad's birthday are both found in this month.

8: March. Spring starts this month. However, weather can be unpredictable. Also, no major holidays to which to look forward.

7: February: Can get cold. Still eczema season for me. Thankfully, spring begins the following month. And it's nice to know a whole month of the new year has already passed.

6: September. Autumn, my favorite season, starts in September. And my mother's birthday is this month. However, the fun really begins on the equinox. Can get a bit boring throughout the month until then.

5: April. Too cold and weather too unpredictable for the first half of the month, but gets comfortably warm during the second half. Also, I have a small willow nursery, and after a long winter, it's nice to know I can finally continue doing my part to slow down climate change by planting some trees.

4: November. Thanksgiving is fun. Unfortunately, much of the autumn foliage has already come and gone.

3: December. While Christmas isn't my favorite holiday, it's still fun. It's also nice to see some snow. However, can get boring after Christmas.

2: May. My birthday is during this month. I get excited for when my birthday comes, though it can get a bit boring the three days after. Plus, this is when it gets hot.

1: October. HALLOWEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!! Perfectly comfortable weather. Beautiful Northeast USA foliage, the best in the world. Peak autumn.

These are purely my opinions. How would you rank the months of the year, and what are your reasons?