Haha, look at me updating my FA account for the first time in over a year with NOTHING! Finally got rid of that 'your account has been hijacked' message. Frankly it was getting on my nerves a bit.

So it's 8am, I'm listening to Hendrix and rummaging through empty fruit juice cartons for any form of liquid remaining, not yet ready to face the day or the 7 hour train trip ahead, going back to Wales for my bi-annual family visit. A bit of a downer on it though, since it's my gran's funeral tomorrow. I've never actually been to a funeral before...I'm not sure what you do. I've been advised by friends to sit down and not say anything, which is gonna be challenging enough.

I've decided that I want my funeral to be entertaining. Seriously, it seems like a really boring send off to have my family and friends sat there in silence as a handful of people talk about me. I'm not sure how I'd improve it, although fursuits would be fucking funny! Or possibly a game of musical pews. I may be dead, but I still won't be a stiff ;)