Assuming for a moment that you were real, I'd just like to thank you for the lovely MP3 player I got this year. 1 Gig, can be used for data storage, voice recorder, FM radio, picture slideshow, plays almost all day long on a single charging. I also got some nice warm clothes to keep the cold out since my house insulates about as well as a paper sack. Warm = happy. And that dragon axe was just beautiful. I'll be hanging him up someplace I look at circumstantially, often.
I do have one question though, Santa: Why is it that more and more gifts get delayed through the years? Shipping delays when I was young were almost unheard of. Now, between things being placed back on back-order over and over, and delays in actual shipping, some items I've been told were guarenteed for delivery by Xmas I'll be lucky to see by June.
Oh, and Santa, next time you have Rudolph come over for "tea", make sure he remembers to bring Blitzen again to supply the milk. It was creamy and delicious.

- Thass