So I'm getting something from the kitchen last night and...
14 years ago
"MORELS taste good in omelettes..."
...I see little Diva slowly stalking something I can't see. Ok, I figure, she's found another mouse. Cool. Then, as I watch, she stalks closer and closer to the big bag of cat-litter we'd just bought earlier in the afternoon (stuff called Swheat Scoop- it's like Nature's Miracle, only made from wheat instead of corn cob and it's half the price). Ah, it must have gone behind it... So I wait for the outcome (it's easier to rescue the mice if I let her catch 'em first) as she makes her slow, predatory mooooove... then stops. Glares.
And I realize she's staring at the bag. Then she hisses at it.
I almost fall over, laughing so hard, I scared the poor dumb cat who was hissing... at the life-sized picture of... another cat.
I had to get a photo of this... But she figured it out before I could get the camera: sniffed at it, touched her nose to it, realized it wasn't real, gave me a pissy look for laughing at her and stalks off.
Shit had to be the funniest thing I'd seen in a long time.
[EDIT] Holy SHEET, I love the new banner! LOL FA's fallen to the Pony Menace! NUUUUUUU! *cackle* [/EDIT]
And I realize she's staring at the bag. Then she hisses at it.
I almost fall over, laughing so hard, I scared the poor dumb cat who was hissing... at the life-sized picture of... another cat.
I had to get a photo of this... But she figured it out before I could get the camera: sniffed at it, touched her nose to it, realized it wasn't real, gave me a pissy look for laughing at her and stalks off.
Shit had to be the funniest thing I'd seen in a long time.
[EDIT] Holy SHEET, I love the new banner! LOL FA's fallen to the Pony Menace! NUUUUUUU! *cackle* [/EDIT]
Also hi, been long time xD
I had a cat once who was so clumsy, I named him Stumblefoote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHC.....layer_embedded
*snerk* Have you seen this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3g.....eature=related Nearly pissed myself laughing when I first saw that...
This one for the sheerly HUGE cute-factor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4K.....eature=related
Piano cat! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ86.....1934541223B3DE
Come to think on it, Diva doesn't like those slippers, much, either. Hmmm... *evil thoughts a'brewing* Might be rude, but we could get that on video...
Back when I was a kid, my granddad's friend had two huge pet raccoons (back when this sort of thing was legal). I had these little flip-flops with a cartoon animal face on the straps, and those raccoons were fascinated with them. They kept trying to pull them off. Animals are funny things.
I knew a big Boxer-cross named Freya who'd snuggle up to the other pet, a cat named Petra. Petra would often groom her, much to Freya's consternation. Or they'd wrestle, finally ending up in a big loose-limbed pile near the heating-vents (it got cold in that house). It was so cool watching them together.
I am so watching that movie tomorrow >w<