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How to be a Great Ex-Boyfriend
13 years ago
Ok. Listen up you fuckers. Apparently, some people do not know how to be a good ex-boyfriend/girlfriend . Here are the rules of proper conduct:
1.) No Bullshit
Unless the other person is crazy, I get it. But give the TRUTHFUL reason why it didn't work. Don't give reasons like, "it's me, not you", and "I'm really into my career right now". Fuck that. Be honest.
"You're a crazy bitch"
"I don't think we're going anywhere with this relationship"
"It's not working out, because we live so far away and it's not fair to you"
Don't lie. Don't go and say those things and then post on Facebook of how much you are in love with this new guy. Even as a joke, that bullshit hurts. Even if both of you guys agree to be friends, BE A DAMN FRIEND! That means, not pulling the bullshit mentioned earlier.
2.) Do Not Use Friends as Pawns
They are not your toys, so don't use your friends as revenge play to make your ex feel like they're inadequate. That's some high school bullshit there, and we're way past it.
3.) Salting the Wound
For the love of God, don't rub the breakup in. And especially if you said that "you're not ready for a relationship" and then turn around and got with someone in two days. Not cool.
4.) Return the Other's Stuff
It doesn't need to be awkward, but only if you want to. When the ex ask for his/her stuff back, give it back. That's called THEFT. Return the stuff cordially, and respectfully.
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FAILURE to follow these rules will result in ruining your reputation, and render you fucking UNDATEABLE. With Facebook, your reputation will spread fast.
1.) No Bullshit
Unless the other person is crazy, I get it. But give the TRUTHFUL reason why it didn't work. Don't give reasons like, "it's me, not you", and "I'm really into my career right now". Fuck that. Be honest.
"You're a crazy bitch"
"I don't think we're going anywhere with this relationship"
"It's not working out, because we live so far away and it's not fair to you"
Don't lie. Don't go and say those things and then post on Facebook of how much you are in love with this new guy. Even as a joke, that bullshit hurts. Even if both of you guys agree to be friends, BE A DAMN FRIEND! That means, not pulling the bullshit mentioned earlier.
2.) Do Not Use Friends as Pawns
They are not your toys, so don't use your friends as revenge play to make your ex feel like they're inadequate. That's some high school bullshit there, and we're way past it.
3.) Salting the Wound
For the love of God, don't rub the breakup in. And especially if you said that "you're not ready for a relationship" and then turn around and got with someone in two days. Not cool.
4.) Return the Other's Stuff
It doesn't need to be awkward, but only if you want to. When the ex ask for his/her stuff back, give it back. That's called THEFT. Return the stuff cordially, and respectfully.
_______________________________________________
FAILURE to follow these rules will result in ruining your reputation, and render you fucking UNDATEABLE. With Facebook, your reputation will spread fast.
