....

Don't kill meh Dx *hides* >.>

*stalk stalk stalk "Cujo" style*

*has him a shotgun* >8|

*has to go naow, kthxbai*




*suddnly remmbers horror characters never die in case of a sequel*
*charges full on*

*no sequel made do to bad box office reviews*

Wait....I did watch him >.> Huh

........Oh well ^^ *continues epic life and death struggle* >8D

*sells the rights to an indie filmmaker for a horrible direct to dvd sequel*
muwahaha, I am now just a puppet and have bad acting but the fight continues!
*begins fighting yuo infront of the clearly visible boom mic*

*is now played by a different, and not very talented actor*
Have at thee D8<
*fights with obviously toy gun*

*puppet falls apart during the shot but some how continues to keep talking despite the stuffing and weiring showing*
yar, thar be bloody hell flipping pissing thou-est- off now! <--obviously replaced by a bad voice actor now!
*moves in your general direction adn falls off the set*
*off camera cursing from teh puppet mastr*



(on a side note, I'd rewatch your accoutn again and HARD right now if I could... most epic journal comments ever!!!)

*actor flubs his lines, meaning to sound manly and heroic, instead coming of as a complete douche*
I will end you now monster. Your time has *head turns to side* Line, Please.........thank you *turns back* come to an end D8<
*moves to try to shoot monster, but trips over the power cord to one of the flood lights* Oh son of a *censored* Dx

(in response to side note, thanks a lot. Glad I can entertain ^^)

*a scraggly looking puupet master runs over and grabs the now dusty and trashed out puppet*
I r hast thou in mien sites you..... f***k damn it greg I can't read a word of your writing/// Screw it, we'll do it live! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! I"LL WRITE IT AND WE"LL DO IT LIVE!!!! F***ING THING SUCKS!!!!

*sets the puppet ablaze, throws it, and knocks over the tripod revealing a suburban drive wy*

Uh uuhhh......at last, I have vanquished the evil of the..........Of f**k it >_>
*actor leaves set, using cell phone*
Tim, yeah, your fired you piece of s**t. Movie was such a waste of time. This is the last time I'm dealing with you and your "it'll get you name out there* c**p. I'm done with you. I'm going back to my old gig as a reality tv host. Goodbye and good riddance.
*movie ends, simply fading to black with the words "TEH END" in cheesy bloody letters, before changing to the cliché, "or it it?" thing*

*credits begin rolling in listing the same five people except for their mom's on "special thanks" all to the tune of crappy metal muusic. not that there is anything wrong with metal per se but that the particlar choice happens to be worse then sh**ing on a *** while your a** is on **** with f*** and c*** to the ****s which is ****ing your *** .... and thats where babies come from!*

*dvd goes into the 5 dollar dump bin after 2 weeks, director becomes a drug addict and has to go into rehab, and all the actors careers go nowhere from this point on*

*......except for the one actor who gets to say "Here is your drink" in a TGIF commercial and becoems infatuated with delusions of grandeur only to end up in and out of teh same rehab as the director for like eight flipping years prompting the release of another lesser "direct-to-web" sequel so horrible that the movie wesite has to register for a .xxx domain because it is eseentially eye rape.... oh and also snakes on a plane and everybody dies and yada yada happy hollywood ending..... IN HELLL!!!!!"

*then the trilogy suddenly becomes a "cult classic" by a bunch of nerdy and pretentious film buffs, to which most people ignore as a bunch of idiots, hower, Hollywood takes notice of this, and in an effort to cash in, a reboot of the series is planed for later in the year*
(such is life) ^^

LMAO,
oh my gosh so true, you sir win the itnernets for that one!

Like a boss