On the twelfth day of Chris-Murr, my master gave to me...

twelve ranting journals
eleven foxes fucking
ten annoying memes
nine fags in fursuits
eight otter orgy
seven citras cumming
six snakes a-sexing
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS!!!
four beefy tigers
three hot wolves
two well-hung horses
and a sandwich that cannot be enjoyed!

Happy Holidays folks.