Never bothered doing this shit before, so it should be pretty clear how amped up I am for this con!

Personal Info!
Q: What can I call you?
A. Sabnock, Sab, douchebag, asshole, etc.
Q: Are you over 18?
A: Yes. Very.
Q: What is your gender?
A: Male as all hell.
Q: Bi/Straight/gay/etc?
A: Gay. Gaygaygay.
Q: What do you look like?
A: Tall dude, long hair, probably wearing a hat because I'm self-concious about balding.
Q: Are you single/taken/etc?
A: Very taken. Sorry boys.
Q: Yiffy?
A: Not wit yo broke ass.

Con Info!
Q: What hotel are you staying in?
A: The con hotel.
Q: Who are you rooming with?
A: I'm in the muhfuckin' cub hub with too many damn awesome people to count.
Q: Do you have a table?
A: Newp. You can't bottle and sell what I got B3
Q: Are you attending any panels or hosting?
A. Might attend a few; mostly gonna call this shit by ear.
Q: Are you volunteering?
A: No.
Q: Will you be attending any room parties?
A. I'll go wherever there are good folks with whom to hang. And if good folks have good drinks, this is a bonus B3
Q: Who will you be hanging out with?
A:  kilion and  Jeffy a whole hell of a lot, probably, and whoever wanders into the hub or is just plain cool.
Q: What is your goal this year?
A: Hang with all you awesome folks from last year, get blitzed with y'all, and have a fucking unforgettable time.

Can I...?
Q: Can I hug you?
A: Assuming molestation does not occur afterwards, absolutely! :D
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Yes. Yes yes yes. But tell me what it is first, no more Everclear-and-orange-soda cocktails for me. o_o
Q: Flirt with you?
A: I'm open to yap about nearly anything, even taboo subjects. Just don't, like, come on to me or any shit like that.
Q: Ask for free art?
A: Pff. Sure. Enjoy.
Q: Yiff you?
A: Fuck off.

OTHER/FINAL NOTES:

Can Thursday just, like, be here already? :<