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FIRE???????????????????????????????????
10 years ago
just now the fucking fire alarm went off in my building. i dont mean the smoke detector, i mean the mother fucking FIRE ALARM
so i run outside barefoot to the manager’s apartment, start banging on the door for a solid TWO MINUTES which is too much fucking time to be wasting if there is a mother fucking FIRE IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING
and this random fucking dude who i’ve never seen before cracks the door like three inches and hes like “…what…?”
"UH THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF???? YOU DONT HEAR THIS SHIT?????"
and he’s like “…okay…” and shuts the door.
and i’m like “YA KNOW WHAT FUCK ALL YOU GUYS, I’M GETTING MY FUCKING CAT”
i run back to my apartment, throw on my slippers and hoodie, toss my safety deposit box into my backpack, leash up Guapo and run back outside into the fucking rain
and what really fucking gets me.. oh man.. like ONLY THREE OTHER PEOPLE IN MY WHOLE BUILDING THOUGHT IT’D BE A GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE THEIR APARTMENTS WHEN THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF???????
LIKE NOBODY ELSE GAVE A SHIT THAT THEIR LIVES AND PETS AND PROPERTY COULD BE IN DANGER??????????
like, it’s the night before i’m moving and i was so scared that all my stuff was going to get destroyed and NOBODY else seemed to care??????????
i’ve lived here two years and this has never happened so it’s not a case of “ehh we’re used to it…”
so i’m standing in the rain with my cat, who’s meowling this face off cuz he’s getting wet and there’s a loud noise that he doesn’t understand, FOR LIKE ANOTHER 5 FUCKING MINUTES BEFORE THE SAME RANDOM DUDEBRO DECIDES TO JUST MOSEY ON OUT, POKE HIS HEAD IN TO LOOK DOWN THE HALLWAYS THEN OPENS THE FUSE BOX TO MANUALLY SHUT OFF THE ALARM
LIKE WHAT???????? THATS IT????
THEN HE FUCKING COMES BACK OVER TO WHERE WE’RE STANDING AND I’M LIKE “UHHHHHHHH?????”
AND HE ASKS ME “you have the emergency maintenance phone number?”
and i’m like “YEAH??????”
"next time just call that number…" AND FUCKING GOES BACK INTO HIS APARTMENT
OH I’M FUCKING SORRY THAT I THOUGHT THE MANAGER OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX SHOULD’VE BEEN THE ONE TO DEAL WITH A FUCKING POTENTIAL FIRE
I DIDN’T EVEN SEE DYANNE (the manager) THIS WHOLE TIME
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I’M SO STRESSED OUT, I’M CRYING AND I’M TIRED AND I THINK I’M GETTING SICK AGAIN AND I’M SO FUCKING MAD THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE A SHIT TO TRY TO MAKE SURE THE FUCKING BUILDING WASN’T ON FIRE, WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED TO MAKE SURE THERE WASN’T A FUCKING FIRE??????????
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
so i run outside barefoot to the manager’s apartment, start banging on the door for a solid TWO MINUTES which is too much fucking time to be wasting if there is a mother fucking FIRE IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING
and this random fucking dude who i’ve never seen before cracks the door like three inches and hes like “…what…?”
"UH THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF???? YOU DONT HEAR THIS SHIT?????"
and he’s like “…okay…” and shuts the door.
and i’m like “YA KNOW WHAT FUCK ALL YOU GUYS, I’M GETTING MY FUCKING CAT”
i run back to my apartment, throw on my slippers and hoodie, toss my safety deposit box into my backpack, leash up Guapo and run back outside into the fucking rain
and what really fucking gets me.. oh man.. like ONLY THREE OTHER PEOPLE IN MY WHOLE BUILDING THOUGHT IT’D BE A GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE THEIR APARTMENTS WHEN THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF???????
LIKE NOBODY ELSE GAVE A SHIT THAT THEIR LIVES AND PETS AND PROPERTY COULD BE IN DANGER??????????
like, it’s the night before i’m moving and i was so scared that all my stuff was going to get destroyed and NOBODY else seemed to care??????????
i’ve lived here two years and this has never happened so it’s not a case of “ehh we’re used to it…”
so i’m standing in the rain with my cat, who’s meowling this face off cuz he’s getting wet and there’s a loud noise that he doesn’t understand, FOR LIKE ANOTHER 5 FUCKING MINUTES BEFORE THE SAME RANDOM DUDEBRO DECIDES TO JUST MOSEY ON OUT, POKE HIS HEAD IN TO LOOK DOWN THE HALLWAYS THEN OPENS THE FUSE BOX TO MANUALLY SHUT OFF THE ALARM
LIKE WHAT???????? THATS IT????
THEN HE FUCKING COMES BACK OVER TO WHERE WE’RE STANDING AND I’M LIKE “UHHHHHHHH?????”
AND HE ASKS ME “you have the emergency maintenance phone number?”
and i’m like “YEAH??????”
"next time just call that number…" AND FUCKING GOES BACK INTO HIS APARTMENT
OH I’M FUCKING SORRY THAT I THOUGHT THE MANAGER OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX SHOULD’VE BEEN THE ONE TO DEAL WITH A FUCKING POTENTIAL FIRE
I DIDN’T EVEN SEE DYANNE (the manager) THIS WHOLE TIME
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I’M SO STRESSED OUT, I’M CRYING AND I’M TIRED AND I THINK I’M GETTING SICK AGAIN AND I’M SO FUCKING MAD THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE A SHIT TO TRY TO MAKE SURE THE FUCKING BUILDING WASN’T ON FIRE, WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED TO MAKE SURE THERE WASN’T A FUCKING FIRE??????????
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
like, thanks?? i guess???
i've never had to call 911 before so i didn't know if i would get in trouble if it was a false alarm. @_@
i just can't get over how nobody else cared??? it completely blows my mind!
Did you ask anyone else who wasn't scared? Maybe someone knew something about a faulty alarm so they knew it may go off at random. Like They told some people and just you few didn't hear about it?