So, this pale white winter morning, I threw on my jacket and boots and got in my car. The trouble is, it refused to start despite a string of insults aimed at somehow motivating it to turn on. Well, that sucks. I guess I dont need to be anywhere for a few days, at least until winter break ends, so, until then, I don't have much to do.

You guys can help me. Just throw some stupid story ideas at me in the comments for my inspiration, so that I might amuse myself for a few days. I might even write something worth posting. Anyways, happy holidays and new years!