(RIP David Bowie, love you muchly you old fart, we'll miss your glorious ass.)

Hello!

Greetings!

Slap my ass and call me Maud Pie, how's everyone? Good? Good. I have been busy fixing the house, with work and just generally keeping up maintenance on the property ever since my Grandmother and Father became less and less mobile this past year. (She's 83, and he's 62 so, no one is surprised.) As far as my health has been concerned, I'm down to my last bottle of Xanax and I've been weaning off of it for well, several months now, so three more months to go until I am clean from that garbage.

Now, excuses aside, I have been irresponsible in regards to keeping you all updated and informed. Hopefully circumstances won't keep me off this site. LUCKILY...besides my lack in naughty material, not too much has happened. The only life I know is deep within a Dorito bag, who would've known? HA! ...that was a joke... *ahem*

Seriously though, I can't promise anything, but I promise I will try to post at LEAST one picture a month and speed back up from there. I'm sick of being dead anyway.

Now, I have a handful of pics to post, mostly, Vinesauce in nature. Why? Fuck if I know. Anyway ladies and gentlemen please, if you have any art requests/ideas post them down below. I need the warm up and I'm too lazy to think of jack shit. I'll pick a random pic to doodle/sketch. (Pls note, for anyone who sees this Journal in the past, future, present and bizzaro future, the deadline is, was and will be April 30th 2016.. -COUGH COUGH-)

Oh! ...and Shadowwalk, my man. I didn't forget about you. Not one bit. Expect what I promised you all those months ago. You're be the first one my naughty list my man expect nothing but horror....and maybe some lizard ass. Scalies rejoice. Your brother has returned from the grave.