SO....


For anyone who has a Disney DVD, they will notice on the language screen there is an option called "Descriptive English" or "Descriptive Audio".

This feature is for those who are blind to "listen" to the movie while it is played, with action scenes described via audio.

And gosh....they are HILARIOUS!

Well, imaging someone narrating the death of Mufasa while you are watching it. Whoever does the language for these has a very expansive vocabulary.

The Zootopia edition is NO EXCEPTION!

I want to make a few highlights:

1. Description of music kitty...dang cute.
2. Armadillos are not Anteaters
3. Rhinos are not Elephants
4. The narrator TOTALLY ships Bogo and Clawhauser at the end, if I was blind I would they they would be together after that description at the end.
5. Shakira MUST HAVE PAID disney to make the most sexy yet not something that could be flagged description of Gazelle and her tigers. I mean REALLY?

If you want a laugh, and you love watching Zootopia, watch it in Descriptive English.

Hilarious!