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General | Posted 11 years ago*Darkness*
*A spotlight flips on, a single man stands on his own in the light, his back towards you*
*Music is heard, a slight trill of violins which starts softly but slowly rises until a piercing volume is reached*
*Explosions and drums and lights and fistbumping bootyshaking music pounds through the air as the man turns towards you with a sly smile*
*The man is me*
OH SHIT
HE'S BACK
ITS THE ONE, THE ONLY
okay im done with this joke. Hey all you lovely people who decided to watch me! I've been away for a while.... like all summer... probably longer.... and all I can say is Sorry. I didn't want to be gone this long but my living situation during the summer makes it hard for me to concentrate on awesome sexy yiffy porn drawings. But i'm soon moving back to university which means I get to procrastinate my education by drawing porn! YAAAAAY!! *childrens tears fall like rain* But yeah so... COMING THIS OCTOBER... PREPARE... TO... RIOT....(and drink punch) aaah i wish i wasnt so fucking lame
*A spotlight flips on, a single man stands on his own in the light, his back towards you*
*Music is heard, a slight trill of violins which starts softly but slowly rises until a piercing volume is reached*
*Explosions and drums and lights and fistbumping bootyshaking music pounds through the air as the man turns towards you with a sly smile*
*The man is me*
OH SHIT
HE'S BACK
ITS THE ONE, THE ONLY
okay im done with this joke. Hey all you lovely people who decided to watch me! I've been away for a while.... like all summer... probably longer.... and all I can say is Sorry. I didn't want to be gone this long but my living situation during the summer makes it hard for me to concentrate on awesome sexy yiffy porn drawings. But i'm soon moving back to university which means I get to procrastinate my education by drawing porn! YAAAAAY!! *childrens tears fall like rain* But yeah so... COMING THIS OCTOBER... PREPARE... TO... RIOT....(and drink punch) aaah i wish i wasnt so fucking lame
Privacy meme
General | Posted 12 years agoI'm bored and my computer crashed so now I'm doin this thing
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Armpits
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blueeeh
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
It was a uni friends visiting friend from home, yep
4. Do you plan outfits?
Nope, wear what's clean
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Chilled, visiting home for Easter break
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Pattern on bed sheet
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I got in an elevator and it crashed towards the ground. I remember the feeling of falling, panicking and then the crash. I remember opening my eyes and seeing broken walls and wires. It's a recurring segment in some dreams I have. I actually really like these dreams, crazy sensation. First time I haven't woken up before crashing tho.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope, but seeing all my friends tomoz, so probably meet some new folks
9. What are you craving right now?
Does marajuana count?
10. Do you floss?
Nope
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage
12. Are you emotional?
No, kinda dead inside
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nope
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Sometimes
15. Do you like your hair?
Miss my blue hair
16. Do you like yourself?
Yep, I'm a pretty good guy, bit of a dick at times, but I like it that way
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Are you asking me out?
18. What are you listening to right now?
Feel so close, Calvin Harris
19. Are your parents strict?
Somewhat, raised catholic, I'm a pretty well rounded person because of them, you know except for the whole drawing porn thing, but that's not there fault. I blame the internet
20. Would you go sky diving?
Hell yeah
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Meh
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
John bishop came to our school a lot because his sons go there
23. Do you rent movies often?
I'm a Pirate
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Not really
25. How many countries have you visited?
A bunch, born in Scotland, raised in England, lived in America, visited Wales, Ireland, Spain, Germany, Hong Kong, and France.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Probably
27. Ever been on a train?
Yup
28. Brown or white eggs?
There are brown eggs?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Crappy old samsung that's slowly dying
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope, my lips are fine
31. Do you own a gun?
Nerf guns count?
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yep
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me familia
34. Are you too forgiving?
Dunno
35. Ever been in love?
Dunno
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Well one of them is getting hella drunk with me tomorrow before meeting others for pub quiz
37. Ever have cream puffs?
No idea what that is
38. Last time you cried?
Don't remember
39. What was the last question you asked?
Asked my brother if he's coming with me and another bro to a gig on Thursday for "The Burning Hell"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
41. Do you have any tattoos?
I wish
42. Are you sarcastic?
That's my first language.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
The movie or the theory? Neither I guess
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Probably
45. Favorite color(s)?
Green
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
;)
47. Is your hair curly?
No. when it's long it's wavy, with flicks. But some say I'm in denial about that
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Probably anamanaguchi's new album
49. Do looks matter?
Yup, I'm egotistical like that
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Nope
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope
52. Do you like your life right now?
Lovin it
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nah, watch everything on laptop
54. Can you handle the truth?
Always.
55. Do you have good vision?
Nope, right eyes fucked, +6.50 left +3.50
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I tend not to hate, but yes
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
All the time
58. The last person you held hands with?
Friend I occasionally have sex with
59. What are you wearing?
White tee, trackie bottoms. Kinda look like I'm in rehab
60.What is your favorite animal?
Australian giant cuttlefish
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I dunno man I don't keep track of that shit
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yup
63. Do you have a job?
Trying to do the whole art thing
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Really nice wooden tomahawk pipe
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Probs, crawled through a cat flap once when my mum locked us out by accident. Dog was very confused.
Welp that was fun
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Armpits
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blueeeh
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
It was a uni friends visiting friend from home, yep
4. Do you plan outfits?
Nope, wear what's clean
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Chilled, visiting home for Easter break
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Pattern on bed sheet
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I got in an elevator and it crashed towards the ground. I remember the feeling of falling, panicking and then the crash. I remember opening my eyes and seeing broken walls and wires. It's a recurring segment in some dreams I have. I actually really like these dreams, crazy sensation. First time I haven't woken up before crashing tho.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope, but seeing all my friends tomoz, so probably meet some new folks
9. What are you craving right now?
Does marajuana count?
10. Do you floss?
Nope
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage
12. Are you emotional?
No, kinda dead inside
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nope
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Sometimes
15. Do you like your hair?
Miss my blue hair
16. Do you like yourself?
Yep, I'm a pretty good guy, bit of a dick at times, but I like it that way
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Are you asking me out?
18. What are you listening to right now?
Feel so close, Calvin Harris
19. Are your parents strict?
Somewhat, raised catholic, I'm a pretty well rounded person because of them, you know except for the whole drawing porn thing, but that's not there fault. I blame the internet
20. Would you go sky diving?
Hell yeah
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Meh
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
John bishop came to our school a lot because his sons go there
23. Do you rent movies often?
I'm a Pirate
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Not really
25. How many countries have you visited?
A bunch, born in Scotland, raised in England, lived in America, visited Wales, Ireland, Spain, Germany, Hong Kong, and France.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Probably
27. Ever been on a train?
Yup
28. Brown or white eggs?
There are brown eggs?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Crappy old samsung that's slowly dying
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope, my lips are fine
31. Do you own a gun?
Nerf guns count?
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yep
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me familia
34. Are you too forgiving?
Dunno
35. Ever been in love?
Dunno
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Well one of them is getting hella drunk with me tomorrow before meeting others for pub quiz
37. Ever have cream puffs?
No idea what that is
38. Last time you cried?
Don't remember
39. What was the last question you asked?
Asked my brother if he's coming with me and another bro to a gig on Thursday for "The Burning Hell"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
41. Do you have any tattoos?
I wish
42. Are you sarcastic?
That's my first language.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
The movie or the theory? Neither I guess
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Probably
45. Favorite color(s)?
Green
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
;)
47. Is your hair curly?
No. when it's long it's wavy, with flicks. But some say I'm in denial about that
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Probably anamanaguchi's new album
49. Do looks matter?
Yup, I'm egotistical like that
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Nope
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope
52. Do you like your life right now?
Lovin it
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nah, watch everything on laptop
54. Can you handle the truth?
Always.
55. Do you have good vision?
Nope, right eyes fucked, +6.50 left +3.50
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I tend not to hate, but yes
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
All the time
58. The last person you held hands with?
Friend I occasionally have sex with
59. What are you wearing?
White tee, trackie bottoms. Kinda look like I'm in rehab
60.What is your favorite animal?
Australian giant cuttlefish
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I dunno man I don't keep track of that shit
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yup
63. Do you have a job?
Trying to do the whole art thing
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Really nice wooden tomahawk pipe
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Probs, crawled through a cat flap once when my mum locked us out by accident. Dog was very confused.
Welp that was fun
Superbial Wonderment of Pertinence
General | Posted 12 years agoLet me just fill you all in on the last month
*hehem*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!"
I had five assignment hand ins in the last 30 days and have literally been up since noon Saturday till now doing work. With one sleep in between that lasted only 8 hours. Also 6 red bulls.
But now its over! I'm gonna sit back, chill, smoke, drink, do whatever I feel like because their is no pressure on me for like a month.
Tomorrow! Back to drawing! Today! Back to sleeping!
-Riot Outie 5000Comfort
General | Posted 12 years agoOh fuck 5 assignments all due in in the next 30 days. Oh god oh man.
*cries and curls into a ball and dies and decomposes and disperses into the earth and becomes one with everything and accepts the forces of knowledge impacting on his being and ponders the new knowledge of everything bestowed upon him in death and is reborn as an ocelot and disapproves and eats a hamburger and rapidly grows backwards until resembling a foetus before disappearing into nothingness*
Don't you hate it when that happens.
Anyway any body else have a shit tone of work they should be doing?
~Riot
*cries and curls into a ball and dies and decomposes and disperses into the earth and becomes one with everything and accepts the forces of knowledge impacting on his being and ponders the new knowledge of everything bestowed upon him in death and is reborn as an ocelot and disapproves and eats a hamburger and rapidly grows backwards until resembling a foetus before disappearing into nothingness*
Don't you hate it when that happens.
Anyway any body else have a shit tone of work they should be doing?
~Riot
F5 Bitches
General | Posted 12 years agoNew Avatar Icon Picture thingy... Yeah! Boosh how'd you like them apples.
Kinda going for a Hotline Miami kind of style. Good game btw.
Anyway this is my attempt at any sort of Graphic Design. Haha welp.
I'm trying to be more productive with my art, get more done, see if I cant get commissions going sometime soon. Just Uni pressure and my general procrastination that's stopping me. Fursonas
General | Posted 12 years agoYay watchers! That's new.
Anyway I'm having trouble coming up with my own sona. Seems every time I try to draw it I start to hate it.
I'd like to know how all y'all figured yours out! Anyone kind enough to let me know?Herpy nurp yurr
General | Posted 12 years agoStart the year as you mean to go on!
By drawing porn!
Yay
By drawing porn!
Yay
Plans
General | Posted 12 years agoAll the artists on here are so inspiring, this community seems incredibly loving.
I plan on doing lots more art in the new year, as well as draw anyone's character that wants me to and design my own fur :3 this is kinda like a checklist for me btw
I plan on doing lots more art in the new year, as well as draw anyone's character that wants me to and design my own fur :3 this is kinda like a checklist for me btw
