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Fortune cookies (G)
18 years ago
We all know how lame fortune cookies are, for example.
"Should have is a favorite phrase for those looking for excuses" - What a downer! I don't feel more fortunate for reading that.
or
"Watch out for little problems that could get a lot bigger." - what the fuck. What happened to 'You will get rich'?
and finally
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - I though these were 'fortune cookies', not relationship advice cookies?
Well now, all of these lame "Fortunes" can be made better by applying this simple technique. Add 'in bed' to the end of everything, and it suddenly makes dirty, raunchy sense.
"Should have is a favorite phrase for those looking for excuses in bed."
"Watch out for little problems that could get a lot bigger in bed"
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people in bed"
Look! We went from three lame not fortunes, to a viagra and two penis jokes!
"Should have is a favorite phrase for those looking for excuses" - What a downer! I don't feel more fortunate for reading that.
or
"Watch out for little problems that could get a lot bigger." - what the fuck. What happened to 'You will get rich'?
and finally
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - I though these were 'fortune cookies', not relationship advice cookies?
Well now, all of these lame "Fortunes" can be made better by applying this simple technique. Add 'in bed' to the end of everything, and it suddenly makes dirty, raunchy sense.
"Should have is a favorite phrase for those looking for excuses in bed."
"Watch out for little problems that could get a lot bigger in bed"
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people in bed"
Look! We went from three lame not fortunes, to a viagra and two penis jokes!
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