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Writer | Registered: Sep 13, 2010 05:51
I'm kinda new to FA. I have only the 1 artist's few images of me so far, so the rest will have to be covered by a text description. If you'd like to help me fix this little problem, I'm definitely looking for more Coffeyote art!
The Looks:
Just your average coyote with way, waaay too much caffeine running through him. Standing about six feet tall, the usual brown and dark brown colors... except that the dark brown is a LOT darker brown than the rest of the pack. Maybe mom was eating coffee beans when he got upended by a roving male, who knows, but I ended up with a dark roast coat. In fact, the dark brown tends to swirl upward in little steam patterns up my back and fluffy, light-colored tummy. One of my ears is darker than the other, too, and that one just won't stop twitching. Seriously, I can't get it to stop.
The Bio:
I'm part of a very strange pack. I really wanted to be alone, once upon a time, but another pack of coyotes set traps all over a specific area and I stepped my skinny little paw into one. I'm just glad they didn't intend to eat me... but now I'm part of their pack. Well, really, it's more of a harem. We all service a big, mean cat who thinks he owns all of us (and he kinda does). By "service" I mean pretty much anything the feline wants, he gets. He's appointed me the official provider of his morning coffee, so all day long I'm covered in roasted bean dust. I guess it makes me smell great, but you'd be surprised how much of that leaches into my system through the fur.
I tried escaping a number of times. In fact, I still do on occasion, but don't tell the master kitty. Every time I get out beyond the palace walls, he either sends the pack after me or hunts me down himself. If he finds me, I pretty much invariably end up tied to something in his bedchambers, his stable, or his kennel, and reminded of why escaping's not such a good idea. If he sends the coyotes after me... well... I still end up tied to something, in more ways than one. I guess the master lets the others play with whatever they catch until they're bored.
I try not to enjoy it, but... well...
The Kinks:
http://www.f-list.net/c/Coffeyote/
The Looks:
Just your average coyote with way, waaay too much caffeine running through him. Standing about six feet tall, the usual brown and dark brown colors... except that the dark brown is a LOT darker brown than the rest of the pack. Maybe mom was eating coffee beans when he got upended by a roving male, who knows, but I ended up with a dark roast coat. In fact, the dark brown tends to swirl upward in little steam patterns up my back and fluffy, light-colored tummy. One of my ears is darker than the other, too, and that one just won't stop twitching. Seriously, I can't get it to stop.
The Bio:
I'm part of a very strange pack. I really wanted to be alone, once upon a time, but another pack of coyotes set traps all over a specific area and I stepped my skinny little paw into one. I'm just glad they didn't intend to eat me... but now I'm part of their pack. Well, really, it's more of a harem. We all service a big, mean cat who thinks he owns all of us (and he kinda does). By "service" I mean pretty much anything the feline wants, he gets. He's appointed me the official provider of his morning coffee, so all day long I'm covered in roasted bean dust. I guess it makes me smell great, but you'd be surprised how much of that leaches into my system through the fur.
I tried escaping a number of times. In fact, I still do on occasion, but don't tell the master kitty. Every time I get out beyond the palace walls, he either sends the pack after me or hunts me down himself. If he finds me, I pretty much invariably end up tied to something in his bedchambers, his stable, or his kennel, and reminded of why escaping's not such a good idea. If he sends the coyotes after me... well... I still end up tied to something, in more ways than one. I guess the master lets the others play with whatever they catch until they're bored.
I try not to enjoy it, but... well...
The Kinks:
http://www.f-list.net/c/Coffeyote/
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Anything but Bieber
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My cup is shaking, I don't like my coffee shaken!
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