Anyone who's discovered this profile page probably knows me; the handle is ubiquitous across several accounts and it's repeated again here largely due to the fact I'm too lazy to come up with a handle for my 'fursona.' Which I don't have. Sorry, guys, but I just wouldn't call myself a furry. I don't move in any circles in the fandom and I can't draw, write or paint to save myself.

My fursona is that of an anthropomorphic Apache attack helicopter. My fursuit was seized at Gatwick airport as both a weapon of mass distraction and a poor design choice. I'd like to add more to this page in order that people get to know me a little better, but in actual fact I'm not terribly interesting. Just a sad, tragic fact of another 9-5 wage slave that likes to have something impossible and strange to come home and distract himself with. In my spare moments I like to dress up as nine hundred year old time travellers and help Doctor Steel take over the world.