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Fmylife.com - Seriously. These people. (G)
13 years ago
Not sure if anyone has seen this place, but there are no words to describe what goes on over there. This isn't a rant, but more of an observation in between bouts of laughter.
So, imagine a world where you can bitch, moan, and gripe about #firstworldproblems. And I mean all of them. Friendzone, realizing you're a bit overweight, not having enough money to decide between two necessary items that you could make due without but you just need to suck it up like a big boy. And my personal favourite... People getting what they deserve, then whining about it.
For example: Someone posts something about how, I don't know, some old lady held the line up and then grinned at the OP. Oh no, wicked granny on the loose. And they give it a narrative storyline like it's some life changing experience.
Now, technically I can't name-drop or anything (Nor could I even if I was allowed) because the voting system for comments is pretty fucked up. And I mean fuuuucked. Think about this. You post a comment to someone who replied to a normal post. But it looks like you both replied to the same person. There's no distinguishing features between Reply->Comment, and Reply->Reply. So, someone posts something sarcastic and gets some upvotes. I'm like "Great, I can make a stupid joke and no-one'll care."
Wrong. Because of the reply system, it looks like I called out the OP who commented on their "FML" and made a snide remark about "swearing it was sarcastic." So that gets me the firing squad.
But it doesn't stop there, oh no. These white knights even downvote my comment about SUPPORTING the OP (Who had a pretty good excuse to have a quick whine. Boyfriend moved to Japan just before she found out she was pregnant.), and THAT gets downvoted.
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Why can't we have an IQ test before someone uses the internet? I mean would it really be so hard for ISP's to administer IQ tests before green-lighting a service contract? I cannot believe the people who over there. If you want to check it all out for yourself, https://www.fmylife.com is the place to go. (I don't recommend it though. It's about 80% #firstworldproblems, and about 15% actual problems. The other 5% got lost somewhere along the way, I think.)
So, imagine a world where you can bitch, moan, and gripe about #firstworldproblems. And I mean all of them. Friendzone, realizing you're a bit overweight, not having enough money to decide between two necessary items that you could make due without but you just need to suck it up like a big boy. And my personal favourite... People getting what they deserve, then whining about it.
For example: Someone posts something about how, I don't know, some old lady held the line up and then grinned at the OP. Oh no, wicked granny on the loose. And they give it a narrative storyline like it's some life changing experience.
Now, technically I can't name-drop or anything (Nor could I even if I was allowed) because the voting system for comments is pretty fucked up. And I mean fuuuucked. Think about this. You post a comment to someone who replied to a normal post. But it looks like you both replied to the same person. There's no distinguishing features between Reply->Comment, and Reply->Reply. So, someone posts something sarcastic and gets some upvotes. I'm like "Great, I can make a stupid joke and no-one'll care."
Wrong. Because of the reply system, it looks like I called out the OP who commented on their "FML" and made a snide remark about "swearing it was sarcastic." So that gets me the firing squad.
But it doesn't stop there, oh no. These white knights even downvote my comment about SUPPORTING the OP (Who had a pretty good excuse to have a quick whine. Boyfriend moved to Japan just before she found out she was pregnant.), and THAT gets downvoted.
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Why can't we have an IQ test before someone uses the internet? I mean would it really be so hard for ISP's to administer IQ tests before green-lighting a service contract? I cannot believe the people who over there. If you want to check it all out for yourself, https://www.fmylife.com is the place to go. (I don't recommend it though. It's about 80% #firstworldproblems, and about 15% actual problems. The other 5% got lost somewhere along the way, I think.)
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