Come one come all! Soon enough, Kooky Toonuki's Kooky Emporium Extraordinaire will be in your area! Stop in for odds and ends, bells and whistles, doodads and shmebabbles! Other nonsense words and actual items you can think of! A wide variety is available, and the odd thing that isn't Kooky can usually get his hands on one way or another! Feel free to stop in at any time and ask for him; he's more than happy to help! Seeing this little tidbit then are you~? Seems someone's got a little something more...interesting on the mind than some little bauble or knick knack? Well, Kooky can sure help with that~ Stop by and ask to speak with him, and mention seeing this bit of the flyer or ask for a Leaf-reading an he'll be more than happy to hear your request out~


Hello one and all! Kooky here! Yes, the crazy eyed fellow with the red-brown fur with his tongue sticking out like a dip on the flyers is yours truly! I welcome you to my humble abode, for the time it is here at least! Traveling merchant and all, you know. Feel free to explore my odds and ends; from travel supplies to knick-knacks and odds and ends to crazy stuff for the kids! Even a few more interesting things, for those of you that saw the special text on the flyer at least! Just speak to me if you have any questions on stuff here in my little tent, or if you're looking for something specific! Payment accepted in any and all currency, and alternative payment is possible upon discussion with yours truly! So come on in, take a browse, and let me know if you need anything!

Well well! Ya wanna know a bit more about little ol' me? I'm flattered! But really, you should focus on the products. I've got more than enough to hold anyone's interest!

In all reality, it's fairly hard to get a bead on Kooky. He seems to have the anatomy between some mystical Japanese raccoon creature with enormous...gifts to bestow, and that of a classic style of Cartoon animation. That black outline? Ya. It's always around him; Makes him both fit into yet look entirely out of place in...basically every reality he visits. Which yes. He will pop up in different places; from the wartorn lands of Azeroth to the Summoners Rift to classic and modern cartoons and other games! Other than the obvious; he does have a patch of fur on his chest similar to the trademark leaf of his species, if you can call it that. While not quite as heavy set as some of the others of his kind, he can alter his body...basically at infinitum. And with the mix of Toon-uki magic and Cartoon physics that seem to stick with him, and his wears until he deems otherwise, he seemingly can recover from anything; or dish out a little something himself! Watch out; Hammerspace is a dangerous tool in the hands of a toon.