Well somehow i let a particular fox talk me into keeping a dream journal. Not sure how but hey it happened and here they are. Naturally due to procrastination ive lost a few (sorry fox-san) but ill try to keep a better log in the future....fucking black mail material at its best.

The dream from this morning was rather odd and long, both rarities for my poor sleeping habits (I'm looking at you job) so lets begin the wall of text....

I was burning time at a...well for lack of better words zoo, possibly an animal preserve. thing is you could enter most of the animal habitats, all of it was enclosed and the animals were...odd. First by enclosed i mean everything, the walkways, the living spaces, everything was like it was underground with rough hewn walls of stone even though it was top side. Most of the enclosures were visible through glass and pairings of over sized creatures abounded. The one that stuck with me was the leopards with the hyenas both of which were the size of small cars. Naturally some of the more aggressive creatures were chained up so they were less likely to eat someone, so sometimes you had to hug the wall and hope yah got by them.
After burning some time i left only to find the ride i was waiting on was late, go figure. So I texted her and started wandering around the area. After I buzzed a few random houses she found me and we got into the car, she was a slender blonde in a suit driving a black sedan. We drove for a short while in silence till we reached a military guarded outlook. The posted guard started yelling that we needed authorization to pass, so i yelled that i worked for some princess without bothering to stop. I quickly made my way to the edge of the overlook. The view was amazing to behold, trees of all kinds in colors of fall, heavens gates of the finest construction lined with amazing articulation. I felt like I've seen it many times and was slightly nonplussed. Once i reached the center closest to the gates i bellowed "Lord Enma! I accept your chalanges! I'll take all of them on bitch!"

Damn I'm stupid. the moment those words left my mouth, floods of yokai came from the gates. Then a certain fox woke me with a text message about soup and knives...