Election day is over and I'm $100 richer...which is good because I'm a week behind on my rent. (for those who read this, I've found a house, but am quickly starting to regret it. Allow me to explain.

My landlord is constantly arguing with her husband for one reason or another...par for the course. This time wasn't any different...except that it was 4 AM! They have a shouting match in the living room, then barge into MY room, turn the lights on, and keep arguing! What the hell?

I know I've been elected house manager (which, in truth, boils down to "I am forced to get involved in every argument, yet nobody will tell me what's going on.") But I have put a strict policy about not bothering me after 10 PM (the landlord has been known to storm in here at midnight and demand I look someone up on facebook, telling me I'm doing it wrong when I can't find the person.)

Yes, before anyone says it, I KNOW my landlord is bat shit insane...and her husband is an alcoholic and apparently a porn addict, given our pay per view bills. But I REALLY don't feel like this means I have to get involved in a 4 am fight when I'm sleeping.

The landlord's husband just came in, showing me she smashed his phone and asked if that qualifies as an excuse to smash hers...what the hell have I gotten myself into?